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: [about Ginny
] Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? Jim Baker
: Where are you learning that stuff? Mike Baker
: School. Jim Baker
: Good. I get my money's worth.
Long Duk Dong
: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie. Mike Baker
: It's a quiche. Long Duk Dong
: How do you spell? Grandpa Fred
: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
: Then where am I sleeping? Mike Baker
: Sofa City, Sweetheart.
: Don't be a smartass. Mike Baker
: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.