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Quotes for
Mike Baker (Character)
from Sixteen Candles (1984)

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Sixteen Candles (1984)
Mike Baker: [about Ginny] Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?
Jim Baker: Where are you learning that stuff?
Mike Baker: School.
Jim Baker: Good. I get my money's worth.

Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
Grandpa Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
[laughs]

Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.

Samantha: Then where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker: Sofa City, Sweetheart.

Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.

Brenda Baker: Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.
Samantha: It's okay. I'll recover.
Brenda Baker: It's important to you. And yesterday morning, you were trying to tell me.
[Sniffling]
Samantha: It's okay, Mom. These things sometimes happen.
Brenda Baker: Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.
Samantha: You'll feel better.
Mike Baker: Who died?
Brenda Baker: Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister?
Mike Baker: What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
Brenda Baker: I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot.
Mike Baker: [laughing] Classic.
Brenda Baker: Deep down, he's really sorry.
Samantha, Brenda Baker: [Together] No, he's not.