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: [about Ginny
] Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? Jim Baker
: Where are you learning that stuff? Mike Baker
: School. Jim Baker
: Good. I get my money's worth.
Long Duk Dong
: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie. Mike Baker
: It's a quiche. Long Duk Dong
: How do you spell? Grandpa Fred
: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
: Then where am I sleeping? Mike Baker
: Sofa City, Sweetheart.
: Don't be a smartass. Mike Baker
: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.
: Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday. Samantha
: It's okay. I'll recover. Brenda Baker
: It's important to you. And yesterday morning, you were trying to tell me.
: It's okay, Mom. These things sometimes happen. Brenda Baker
: Oh, honey, I just feel miserable. Samantha
: You'll feel better. Mike Baker
: Who died? Brenda Baker
: Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister? Mike Baker
: What? Are you kidding? Where should I start? Brenda Baker
: I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot. Mike Baker
] Classic. Brenda Baker
: Deep down, he's really sorry. Samantha
, Brenda Baker
] No, he's not.