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Jonas Blane (Character)
from "The Unit" (2006)

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"The Unit: First Responders (#1.1)" (2006)
Jonas Blane: [to the FBI agents] You, you, and you... panic. The rest of you come with me.

Jonas Blane: Now, Rangers, did you sign on to get out of the house, or do you want to come with me and kick the door down?

Jonas Blane: Ron here went from best shot in the Unit to best gunsmith in the world.
Ron Cheals: Ladies' man to being lady's maid, hoo-ah.

Jonas Blane: [Speaking in Arabic. The translation for the subtitle says] Get that son-of-a-dog-mule out of my way!

Jonas Blane: You been training for this moment your entire life. The universe has been conspiring, if you think about it, to put you right here, right now. Off you go, we're all waitin' on ya.

Jonas Blane: This is my house, here, which means that's your house, there.
Bob Brown: I don't even have a key.
Jonas Blane: Well, there's not much crime in this neighborhood.

"The Unit: Misled and Misguided (#4.10)" (2008)
Charles Grey: If you put a stray bullet through this
[vessel containing anthrax spores]
Charles Grey: it's night-night.
Dr. Donald Metz: So don't use bullets; use alternative ballistics.
Jonas Blane: That's an interesting technical term. What do you understand it to mean?
Dr. Donald Metz: Use frangibles, they break apart upon impact.
Mack Gerhardt: He's talking about Glaser rounds.
Dr. Donald Metz: Glaser rounds. That's it.
Jonas Blane: [Curling his lip] They're not lethal.
Dr. Donald Metz: I - understand that they're lethal with a head shot.
[Blaine narrows his eyes]
Dr. Donald Metz: [Nodding in satisfaction] Glaser rounds.

Jonas Blane: You know what inspiration is? The momentary cessation of stupidity.

Mack Gerhardt: [Speaking of Metz] Who the Hell gave him any power?
Bob Brown: You heard him: he held a weapon in Desert Shield.
Charles Grey: [laughing] Is that what he was holding?
Jonas Blane: You know, a month's salary says he never made it out of his hotel room in Kuwait.
Mack Gerhardt: If that guy has seen more than an hour of combat, I'm gonna have to restructure my entire vision of the world.

"The Unit: Unknown Soldier (#4.22)" (2009)
Jonas Blane: Remember when your mama said "It could be worse"? This is what she was talking about.

Bob Brown: What do you do when you see Indians?
Jonas Blane: Be careful.
Bob Brown: What do you do when you don't see Indians?
Jonas Blane: Be twice as careful. I hear you.

"The Unit: Play 16 (#3.8)" (2007)
Jonas 'Snake Doctor' Blane: You see this man, look at him, he died for you... And I kinda liked him!

Colonel Tom Ryan: [steps to the pulpit] Blane!
Jonas Blane: [stands] Here sir!
Colonel Tom Ryan: Gerhardt!
Mack Gerhardt: [stands] Here sir!
Colonel Tom Ryan: Grey!
Charles Grey: [stands] Here sir.
Colonel Tom Ryan: Brown!
Bob Brown: [stands] Here sir.
Colonel Tom Ryan: Williams!
[pauses, looks to empty space where Williams should be standing]
Colonel Tom Ryan: Sergeant Williams!
Colonel Tom Ryan: Sergeant first class Hector Williams, born November 16, 1976, oldest son of George and Carol Williams. Killed... In action.

"The Unit: Paradise Lost (#2.23)" (2007)
Jonas Blane: When the torturer comes, the last thing in the world you want to be is innocent because you've got nothing to confess.

"The Unit: True Believers (#1.4)" (2006)
Susan Abernathy: I have a job to do.
Jonas Blane: I want you to postpone it.
Susan Abernathy: Why should I?
Jonas Blane: [Takes a card from his pocket and writes his number down] Take this card. Hold on to it.
Susan Abernathy: What is that?
Jonas Blane: No matter how blessed our lives, how charmed our existence, things still, inevitably, irrevocably, go wrong. Your mother is swindled out of her savings. Your estranged husband runs off with your kids. Your best friend goes on vacation in a foreign land and disappears. Eventually, bad things find us all. You ever hear of the Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card? This is a Get-Out-of-Hell card. At some point in your life, God forbid, you have no where else to turn, call that number. That is why you are going to postpone your job.
Susan Abernathy: Two hours.

"The Unit: In Loco Parentis (#2.20)" (2007)
Jonas Blane: Well, how about that? The bullets go where you aim the gun.

"The Unit: The Wall (#1.13)" (2006)
Jonas 'Snake Doctor' Blane: [Jonas has discovered the missing money in their account] How do I earn my money? I do not make cornflakes for a living. I earn my money at the risk of my life out there, letting the scum of the earth shoot at me. You *know* that's how I make my living. That's why my bosses pay me... and you wish it away.

"The Unit: Security (#1.6)" (2006)
Sgt. Johnson: Is your man really a Jew?
Jonas Blane: What possible concern is that of yours?

"The Unit: Morale, Welfare and Recreation (#1.12)" (2006)
Agent Bluman: You just lied to the Governor of Georgia.
Jonas Blane: Now is that a sin, or just a crime?

"The Unit: Non-Permissive Environment (#1.5)" (2006)
Jonas Blane: The best training a man can have is what your husband has. Bob knows what he's doing. You just have to have faith in just how good he is. You follow? You have to believe as he has to believe. To know, that you're at home, handling things, living your life the best you can.

"The Unit: Gone Missing (#3.10)" (2007)
Jonas Blaine: Come to any conclusions?
Bob Brown: Yeah.
Jonas Blaine: And?
Bob Brown: And I like it, Jonas. God help me Jonas, but I like it.
Jonas Blaine: Yeah well, you have to don't you?
Bob Brown: Mm-hmm.

"The Unit: Sacrifice (#4.1)" (2008)
Mack Gerhardt: You pack a .45 instead of a 9?
Bridget Sullivan: That's right. When I can.
Mack Gerhardt: Why?
Bridget Sullivan: Which would you rather be shot with?
Jonas Blane: Ah, I'm gonna miss you when you're gone, kid.

"The Unit: Silver Star (#2.11)" (2006)
Jonas Blane: I said you had two apologies to make. What are they?
Darryl: I have to apologize to my wife.
Jonas Blane: And?... And, son?
Darryl: I have to apologize to God.

"The Unit: Freefall (#2.22)" (2007)
Bob 'Cool Breeze' Brown: [Jonas has asked about the plane] We got it covered; we've double-checked everything.
Jonas 'Snake Doctor' Blane: Well, redundancy has its beauty. You can say that again.

"The Unit: Bad Beat (#4.12)" (2009)
Jonas Blane: You know, last we heard, you were dead.
Agent Kern: Dewey defeats Truman.
Jonas Blane: Bob Brown, in particular, is most curious to learn of your recovery.
Agent Kern: The world turns.