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: Who's Josh Groban? Sandy Ryerson
: Who is Josh Groban? Kill Yourself! He is an angel sent from heaven to deliver Platinum Records unto us. And if he were here right now I'd club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.
: He's here, he's here! Josh Groban is here! Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed.
: Who is Josh Groban? Sandy Ryerson
: Who is Josh Groban? Kill yourself! He is an angel sent from heaven to deliver platinum records unto us. And if he were here right now, I would club you to death with his Critic's Choice Award.
: He's here! Josh Groban is here! He's in the front row... big brown eyes and cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed!
: So, which one of you is, uh... Sandy? Sandy Ryerson
: [raising his hand
] Ooh! Mr. Groban, we are so honored that you came here today. Josh Groban
: I came here to tell you... Sandy Ryerson
: Yes, sir? Josh Groban
: Stop e-mailing me. This is a restraining order. Stop sending me nude photos. Stop calling me. I don't know how you got my number! I don't know how you got my number again after I changed it, but I don't want any more of your edible gift baskets or locks of your hair, and I don't want to read any more of those sonnets you wrote for me. Flex, The Bodyguard
: That stuff got crazy, dude. Josh Groban
: Are we clear?
: This is a joke. Principal Figgins
: William, Sandy's never been formally charged with anything. And the fact is, upon further reflection, my firing of him was rash. This is a wonderful thing, Will. How many times have you sat in the chair complaining how I don't care about the arts program? Will Schuester
: This was you. You have always been out to get me. Sue Sylvester
: Well, if I was out to get you, I'd have you pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now. Sandy Ryerson
: William, take a chill pill. I'm here to help you. Will Schuester
] Oh, really? Is that why you stole my best singer?
: How bad is the pain? Noah 'Puck' Puckerman
: The doc said the shark fractured my spinal cord Sandy Ryerson
: This is why I don't go to the aquarium. Okay son. I'm going to give you the full amount I can. 20 cents on the dollar Noah 'Puck' Puckerman
] I don't put enough in to give you hallucinations or get you high. Just enough to give you a real case of the munchies.
: You just got poked. Poked by the dagger.