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: I've got Viagra. Myrtle
: Oh yeah? Well I've got mace.
: [the family member's have been discussing revenge
] Yeah, that's like that man in, ugh...?Misery?. That woman had those shackles on the man's ankle bones... his feet went like this.
[throws his arms out
: [watching Madea butter her house arrest bracelet
] You know, I was watching the Animal Planet channel and they say that when a coyote is trapped, it will eat its own foot off to get out of the trap. You want some hot sauce? In your case it wouldn't be a coyote, it would be an elephant. A big old giraffe. Madea
: Say one more thing, Joe.
[click of gun
: Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?
: Who dat is at the door? Madea
: Shutup Joe I got this. Joe
: I'm gettin' tired of all these people comin' ova here late at night, I'ma hafta put my foot down. Madea
: Kunta Kinte put his foot down and it got chopped off. now shut the hell up and go back to sleep.
: Mabel? What the hell wrong with you? You don't be coming... Madea
: Wake the Hell up. Joe
: You about to give me a heart attack.You too ugly to be waking somebody up in the middle of night, I told you that.You gotta ease that ugly up on people. You can't just show it to them all at once.