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: Who's your best friend? Amy
: You are my best friend. Max
: And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy? Amy
: "That's my bunk, bitch." Max
: After that.
: [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified
] Please don't smoke! Please?
[looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction
: [to Max
] Tell her not to smoke!
[looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique
: Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!
[Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands
: This is bullshit! Janet
: This could not get any worse!
[Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them
: See? Trap.
: Janet! Wake up! We got a lead on Amy! Janet
: [to herself because she knows Amy's with Lucy willingly
] Oh, God!
[jumps out of bed
: Oh no no no no no no no...
: [to herself, very upset
] Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!
[whirls from fireplace to Amy
] Mrs. Peatree
: I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory. Max
: Mrs. Peatree? Mrs. Peatree
: Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised. Max
: Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right? Mrs. Peatree
: Have I *not* been speaking English?
: It's a trap. Amy
: Whatever. Max
: Hey! Look. Creepy shadows. No bad guys in sight. Confined space! Trap! Amy
: Why are to you giving me such a hard time? Do you think I can't handle it? Max
: No I *know* you can't handle it. You wouldn't know formation kappa kappa gamma if it bit you in your forehead. Dominique
: [acknowledging that this is not the best time for Amy and Max to be fighting
] We are going to die. Amy
: [to Dominique
[turning back to Max
: As your senior officer, I'm ordering you to secure the vault, soldier! Max
: You're "ordering" me? Amy
: Yeah! Max
: [gets gun ready
] Fine! Amy
: [they run in - nothing seems amiss
] There! That wasn't so bad. I think you guys owe me an apology-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
[falls as trap doors opens beneath her
: [to Amy
] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score. Janet
: [under her breath
] Perfect whore!
: What I said to you the first time we met? Max
: "High-protein diets are overrated." Amy
: [trying to be patient
] After that.
: What the hell? Janet
: I couldn't stop them! Scud
] You look nice. Janet
: What? Max
: [to Janet
] What are you doing? Janet
: [to Max
[punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious
: If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you. Lucy
: [looking at Lucy through binoculars
] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's... Max
: What? Amy
: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond. Janet
] You too?
: [while planning an assault, Max is wearing a sweater
] Is that my sweater? Max
: What? Janet
: I remembered I loaned you my sweater. Max
: I gave that back.
: [after being told that Mr. Phipps doesn't have to tell them what happened "the last time"
] Will someone please tell me what happened? Max
: Every time Lucy In the Sky comes around, she kidnaps Amy and we have to rescue her.
: Mon Dieu! Elle est capture! Amy! She is kidnapped! Lucy in the Sky has Amy! Max
: Motherfucker! Janet
: What? Again? What do we do? Dominique
: What we do best.
: [after they've rescued Amy
] Oh, Janet, I borrowed your sweater. Janet
: Oh, that's okay.
: Um... did you get blood on it? Max
: Janet! Janet