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Max (Character)
from D.E.B.S. (2004)

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D.E.B.S. (2004)
Max: Who's your best friend?
Amy: You are my best friend.
Max: And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy?
Amy: "That's my bunk, bitch."
Max: After that.

Janet: [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified] Please don't smoke! Please?
[looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction]
Janet: [to Max] Tell her not to smoke!
[looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique]
Janet: Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!
[Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands]
Max: This is bullshit!
Janet: This could not get any worse!
[Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them]
Max: See? Trap.

Max: Janet! Wake up! We got a lead on Amy!
Janet: [to herself because she knows Amy's with Lucy willingly] Oh, God!
[jumps out of bed]
Janet: Oh no no no no no no no...

Mrs. Peatree: [to herself, very upset] Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!
[whirls from fireplace to Amy]
Mrs. Peatree: I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.
Max: Mrs. Peatree?
Mrs. Peatree: Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.
Max: Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?
Mrs. Peatree: Have I *not* been speaking English?

Max: It's a trap.
Amy: Whatever.
Max: Hey! Look. Creepy shadows. No bad guys in sight. Confined space! Trap!
Amy: Why are to you giving me such a hard time? Do you think I can't handle it?
Max: No I *know* you can't handle it. You wouldn't know formation kappa kappa gamma if it bit you in your forehead.
Dominique: [acknowledging that this is not the best time for Amy and Max to be fighting] We are going to die.
Amy: [to Dominique] No.
[turning back to Max]
Amy: As your senior officer, I'm ordering you to secure the vault, soldier!
Max: You're "ordering" me?
Amy: Yeah!
Max: [gets gun ready] Fine!
Amy: [they run in - nothing seems amiss] There! That wasn't so bad. I think you guys owe me an apology-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
[falls as trap doors opens beneath her]

Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!

Amy: What I said to you the first time we met?
Max: "High-protein diets are overrated."
Amy: [trying to be patient] After that.

Scud: What the hell?
Janet: I couldn't stop them!
Scud: [pauses] You look nice.
Janet: Thanks.
[pauses]
Janet: What?
Max: [to Janet] What are you doing?
Janet: [to Max] Nothing!
[punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]
Janet: Sorry!

Max: If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.
Lucy: [smiles] Deal.

Amy: [looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...
Max: What?
Amy: Real.

Max: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet: [incredulous] You too?


D.E.B.S. (2003)
Janet: [while planning an assault, Max is wearing a sweater] Is that my sweater?
Max: What?
Janet: I remembered I loaned you my sweater.
Max: I gave that back.

Janet: [after being told that Mr. Phipps doesn't have to tell them what happened "the last time"] Will someone please tell me what happened?
Max: Every time Lucy In the Sky comes around, she kidnaps Amy and we have to rescue her.

Dominique: Mon Dieu! Elle est capture! Amy! She is kidnapped! Lucy in the Sky has Amy!
Max: Motherfucker!
Janet: What? Again? What do we do?
Dominique: What we do best.

[last lines]
Amy: [after they've rescued Amy] Oh, Janet, I borrowed your sweater.
Janet: Oh, that's okay.
[pause]
Janet: Um... did you get blood on it?
Max: Janet!
Janet: Sorry!