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Liz Asher (Character)
from "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace" (2004)

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"Garth Marenghi's Darkplace: Once Upon a Beginning (#1.1)" (2004)
Dr. Rick Dagless: Welcome to Darkplace. I've seen more auspicious starts.
Dr. Liz Asher: I wasn't planning on falling on my fanny, Dr. Rick Dagless. I had a vision. I'm psychic
Dr. Rick Dagless: And I'm Bo Derek.
Dr. Liz Asher: No you're not.
Dr. Rick Dagless: You're right, I'm not. I guess I use sarcasm as a defense.
Dr. Liz Asher: I see the past, the present, and the future.
Dr. Rick Dagless: Tough gig.
Dr. Liz Asher: Stop being sarcastic!
Dr. Rick Dagless: Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic, too.

Dr. Liz Asher: Seems like a regular burial, Rick. Do you really buy this portal to Hell deal?
Dr. Rick Dagless: I wouldn't say I buy it, Liz. Let's just say I'm window shopping, and right now, there's a half-price sale on weird.