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Mr. Banyard (Character)
from Doing Time (1979)
Banyard: What sort of pie is this?
Godber: Fruit pie.
Banyard: Yes, I realised that. I merely wondered what sort of fruit.
Godber: I dunno, it just comes out of a tin marked "Fruit Pie Filling".
Banyard: So, we have no clue to its origins?
Lotterby: [after sticking his finger in Banyard's dessert bowl and tasting the fruit] No, it's not oranges. It's more like, er... plum or damson.
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