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Mrs. Birdie Hicks
: [after getting the Kettles evicted
] Good day. Ma Kettle
: [grabs Birdie
] Listen here Birdie, it may be a good day for you, but it ain't for Pa. All the poor man wanted was a new tobacco pouch and instead he won a house he didn't want and he got a bad sunburn.
: Say, I seem to be lost. Can you tell me where P.A. Kettle lives? Birdie Hicks
: P.A. Kettle? Miss Pennyfeather
: The only Kettles we know live down this street. Bob Baxter
: Is he the industrialist? Birdie Hicks
: If you call having children an industry.