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Principal Hobson (Character)
from "Desperate Housewives" (2004)

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"Desperate Housewives: A Spark. To Pierce the Dark. (#5.18)" (2009)
Karl Mayer: You called me down here for this? It's a kid playing with a soccer ball.
Susan Mayer: It's a head and he's stabbing someone with a sword.
Karl Mayer: Well maybe it was in self defence!
Principal Hobson: Mr Mayer, generally when kids exhibit this type of behaviour, there's a problem
[phone rings]
Principal Hobson: excuse me.
[looks at phone]
Principal Hobson: I have to take this, sorry.
[walks out of the room talking on the phone]
Karl Mayer: Thanks for ratting out my kid on his first day!
Susan Mayer: It's not my fault. I showed this to the school pyschologist, she gave it to the Principal. My hands are tied!
Karl Mayer: So right away it's Evan's fault? Did you ever consider that he didn't understand the assignment?
Susan Mayer: I told the class to draw what made them happy! All the other kids drew kittens and rainbows! Your son drew small intestines on the end of a stick!
Karl Mayer: Let's cut to what this is really about. You hate me! And you don't want my son in your class!
Susan Mayer: That is not true!
Karl Mayer: It is to! You're still punishing me for what happened between us! you're still stuck in the past blaming me for your screwed up life!
Susan Mayer: Ok well someone call Guineus because you just set the world record for the biggest load of crap in one sentence!
Karl Mayer: Oh bite me!
Principal Hobson: [walks back in the room] How long was I gone?
[stares from Karl to Susan]
Susan Mayer: Uh this is nothing Mr Hobson. We're just having a difference of opinion.
Karl Mayer: Yeah. And my opinion is your teacher doesn't understand the difference between emotional problems and creativity!
Susan Mayer: Shut up Karl!
Principal Hobson: [to Susan] Excuse me. Did you just tell him to 'shut up'?
Karl Mayer: You know this is typical
[gestures with hand]
Karl Mayer: "Susan" behaviour and you wonder why no man can stay with you!
Susan Mayer: [throws paint in Karl's face as Principal Hobson looks on shocked]
[to Principal Hobson]
Susan Mayer: Would this seem any less shocking if I told you we were once married for twelve years?