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: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not. Wayne
: How's the moon treating you. Howie
: Not a fan.
: What's going all the way? Wayne
: [whispers in Howie's ear
[squeezes suntan lotion and screams
: Richie told me about the serial killers thats loose in in our neighborhood killing anyone named Howie! THAT'S MY NAME! That's my name!
] Carlos? Carlos
: Who say my name? Howie
: [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila
] I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball. Carlos
] Thank you Albino.
: Now get lost! Howie
: [cowers away screeching
: We could still win this thing. Richie
: Wha-how? Clark
: If we use the force. Richie
: Let's try not to be too geeky, Clark. Clark
: The Force is powerful, my young padawan. Howie
: He's right. It is.
[hands out a bottle of urine
: Okay, buddy. Clark
: Is that apple juice? Richie