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: Is that beer? Carlos
] No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.
: Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.
: [upon seeing Carlos enter
] Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing? Wayne
: Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill. Carlos
: Me tummy, es sicko. Umpire
: Well you got proof he's a kid? Gus
: Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50. Wayne
: Not according to birth certifico.
[hands umpire the crumpled up paper he saw earlier
: [looks inside and sees 'I am 12' written in green crayon, with a picture of Carlos and $10. He carefully pockets the $10 and folds the paper back up
] He's got documentation. Play ball!
] Carlos? Carlos
: Who say my name? Howie
: [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila
] I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball. Carlos
] Thank you Albino.
: Now get lost! Howie
: [cowers away screeching
[after purosely stomping on Gus's hand
: Sorry. It was accident.
[lifts foot off Gus's hand
[seeing three Howie's thru his blurred vision
: Look at all those Albinos.
: No really, I need another refill. Wayne
: You need to go to an AA meeting.
[Carlos is drinking a tequilla while pitching
: Maria? Why did you leave me? Mel
: Letting that 12 year old drink like that is disgusting.
: Dude. You smell like beer. Carlos
: You look like beer.
: Carlos your drunk! Carlos
: [Carlos throws up