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Wayne (Character)
from The Benchwarmers (2006)

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The Benchwarmers (2006)
Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
Wayne: How's the moon treating you.
Howie: Not a fan.

Howie: What's going all the way?
Wayne: [whispers in Howie's ear]
Howie: Oh.
[squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
Howie: Aaaaaah!

Wayne: Is that beer?
Carlos: [stumbling] No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.

Gus: [upon seeing Carlos enter] Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing?
Wayne: Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill.
Carlos: Me tummy, es sicko.
Umpire: Well you got proof he's a kid?
Gus: Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50.
Wayne: Not according to birth certifico.
[hands umpire the crumpled up paper he saw earlier]
Umpire: [looks inside and sees 'I am 12' written in green crayon, with a picture of Carlos and $10. He carefully pockets the $10 and folds the paper back up] He's got documentation. Play ball!

Carlos: No really, I need another refill.
Wayne: You need to go to an AA meeting.

Wayne: Carlos your drunk!
Carlos: [Carlos throws up] Blaaaaaa!