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: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not. Wayne
: How's the moon treating you. Howie
: Not a fan.
: What's going all the way? Wayne
: [whispers in Howie's ear
[squeezes suntan lotion and screams
: Is that beer? Carlos
] No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.
: [upon seeing Carlos enter
] Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing? Wayne
: Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill. Carlos
: Me tummy, es sicko. Umpire
: Well you got proof he's a kid? Gus
: Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50. Wayne
: Not according to birth certifico.
[hands umpire the crumpled up paper he saw earlier
: [looks inside and sees 'I am 12' written in green crayon, with a picture of Carlos and $10. He carefully pockets the $10 and folds the paper back up
] He's got documentation. Play ball!
: No really, I need another refill. Wayne
: You need to go to an AA meeting.
: Carlos your drunk! Carlos
: [Carlos throws up