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: So now Ted has an assistant to help him not do anything. Ted Mosby
: Hey, PJ's been a huge help to me, setting up the office, designing the Web site. And in return, I'm mentoring a bright young mind. Robin Scherbatsky
: Ah, yes, the mentoring. Ted Mosby
: [Cut to Ted and PJ
] I want you to go outside today and simply put your hands on buildings. All right? Feel the concrete pulse. Listen Listen to the stories the stones are telling you... And pick up my dry cleaning. PJ
: I will. Thank you so much, Mr. Mosby
] Robin Scherbatsky
: Hey, Ted? This table just told me you're a douche.
: Hey, PJ, I actually have an architectural question for you. Um, how does Ted's ass taste? PJ
: I wouldn't know, but I assume it tastes like genius.
: Distracting PJ is going to kill our productivity. Robin Scherbatsky
: What productivity? You haven't even called a single client. Ted Mosby
: Hey, once I get the Web site up, the brochures printed, and figure out what trusts games we're going to play at the corporate retreat, I am making those calls. Robin Scherbatsky
: Corporate retreat? PJ
: Mr. Mosby and I are going camping on the roof.