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: Fucker, how long you gonna be in there? Tony
: Not long now. Jim Stonem
: You fucking bollocking twat fuck, how come I'm never allowed to use my own sodding bathroom?
: [to Tony
] You take me for a right James Blunt, don't you?
: Don't you dare use cunt and Oxfam in the same sentence.
: They're not actually crazy, you know. They're just women.
: [phone rings
] Morning, mum... yeah, thanks. Super-duper great night at the youth centre. I made soup, we prayed and recycled socks. Soup - for the homeless. They love soup. Um, cream of mushroom... Okey-dokey. Effy says howdy doody. See you later, alligator. Jim Stonem
: Did you just...? That was a pack of lies. Pandora
: Oh, you can't tell my mum the truth. She'd only do agony flip and go ra-ra. Jim Stonem
: Is she speaking English? Effy Stonem
: She means the truth hurts, Dad. it's for her own good. Jim Stonem