No Photo Available
Quicklinks
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
Filmographies
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Biographical
biography
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Principal Kent Schwinger (Character)
from "The Adventures of Pete & Pete" (1992)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"The Adventures of Pete & Pete: Last Laugh (#3.7)" (1995)
[shows a slide of Little Pete Wrigley to the staff]
Principal Kent Schwinger: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the enemy. Notice the abundance of freckles, the innocent smile. Don't let him fool you, he's a killer.
Big Pete Wrigley: [narrating] Meet Principal Kent Schwinger, the most despised principal in Wellsville history. It wasn't the manditory squat thrusts or the creamed corn lunches that made him so hated. It was eight v-necked dweebs called the Up With Personal Hygene singers. Every year, Schwinger inflicted their good hygene jamboree on the helpless kids of Wellsville.
Principal Kent Schwinger: [shows him a slide of Johnny Earwax and himself] You see I always had a problem with clogged ears. Then one day at school, a little fella named Johnny Earwax sang a song that opened my ears up to a whole new world.
Ms. Burnbawer: [awakens] That's very touching sir, but...
Principal Kent Schwinger: But, don't you get it. The Hygene singers are coming today, April Fool's Day. I know how Wrigley thinks, he'll try something.
Ms. Burnbawer: Aren't you being a bit paranoid?
Principal Kent Schwinger: Paranoid.
[clicks the remote to switch to security cams which Little Pete is talking to Wayne in the boys bathroom]

Wayne Pardue: [in the boy's bathroom] Come on, we're buds, amigos. So tell me, who are you going to prank?
Little Pete Wrigley: That's privilege information, Wayne.
Wayne Pardue: Why? Is it someone big? Is it Schwinger? You gotta be crazy
[Little Pete is shocked by it]
Wayne Pardue: That's it, you're going after the man. You gotta be crazy.
Little Pete Wrigley: Relax, Schwingsville isn't so tough.
Principal Kent Schwinger: You don't think so, my friend.
Little Pete Wrigley: Look we've put up with him and his stinking show for too long. Today, they're both going down.
Principal Kent Schwinger: Bring it on, punk. I'll shread you like wheat.
[turns and faces the faculty]
Principal Kent Schwinger: Seen enough. Bottom line is if Wrigley's gonna be stopped, I need a pro.