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Quotes for
Wilt (Character)
from "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" (2004)

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"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: House of Bloo's (#1.0)" (2004)
Wilt: Oh guys, this is Eduardo. He's one of the nicest imaginary friends here at Foster's! He couldn't hurt a fly!
Eduardo: Oh si, I'm too scared of them anyway!

Coco: Coco?
Mac: No, thanks.
Coco: Coco?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes!
Coco: Coco?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes!
Coco: Coco?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes!
Coco: Coco?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes!
Coco: Coco?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [shouts] Yes!
Coco: Coco?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [shouts] Yes! With marshmallows!
Wilt: Oh, no, Bloo. This is Coco. She wasn't asking you if you *wanted* cocoa, it's just that... well, all she ever says is "Coco."
Coco: Coco!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Then what *was* she asking?
Wilt: [imitating Groucho Marx] You want any juice?

Mac: All right, guys! Let's bloo this!
Wilt: Aww, Man! I'm sorry, but that was not *ok*!
Eduardo: Muy stinko!
Coco: [shouts] Coco!
Terrence: Lame! That was stupider than even me!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, Mac! C'mon! "Let's bloo this?" That was so stupid!

Wilt: [explaining an imaginary friend who looks like Mojo Jojo from "The Powerpuff Girls"] Some kids aren't that creative, so they just copy what they see on TV. What you gonna do?


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Beat with a Schtick (#2.9)" (2005)
Wilt: How's the weather up there? Well, how's the weather down *there*?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Partially cloudy, 20% chance of... This isn't helping me.

Wilt: You're finally getting what you deserve.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: A race car bed? I'm finally getting a race car bed?
Wilt: No. You're getting your just desserts. A taste of your own medicine.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Is it bubble-gum flavored?


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Eddie Monster (#3.1)" (2005)
Mac: I think Whizby's a little too intense for you. Maybe we could go inside and eat some potatoes. You like potatoes, right?
Eduardo: But I could choke.
Wilt: How about we just sit around and read?
Eduardo: Paper cut!
Coco: Co co-co?
Wilt: Yeah, Eduardo. Can we stand?
Eduardo: But your feets could get tired.
[the others walk away]
Eduardo: The feets! Beware the tired feets!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [disapprovingly] I don't know whose plan this was.
Wilt: It was yours.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And it's genius.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Bloo Done It (#2.12)" (2005)
Uncle Pockets: [Uncle Pockets, considered to be "the best imaginary friend ever" has returned to Foster's] When I was first imagined I was happy as could be / but through the years my boy matured and he grew too old for me / without a home to call my own I wandered in the streets / until I met a sweet old Madame and she said "Come with me!" / she took me in, gave me a bed, and three square meals a day / through the years I watched Foster's grow but not long did I stay / a sweet little girl adopted me and I became her friend / but she too grew and returned me here where I was adopted again and again.
[starts singing]
Uncle Pockets: I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I've had kids tall, short, and hairy / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm agreeable to all, except dairy.
Wilt: How many kids have you had?
Uncle Pockets: More than you could count!
Eduardo: But don't you ever miss them?
Uncle Pockets: Not even a small amount!
Uncle Pockets: [singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / upon return I'm never wary / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I love everyone, except Gary!
[to Gary]
Uncle Pockets: You know what you did! Just kidding!
[he laughs]
Uncle Pockets: [continues singing] I'm a professional friend, imaginary / I'm tops on the best friend list / I'm a professional friend, imaginary / the best friend to exist / the best friend to exist / the best friend to... E-XIST! / the best friend to exist!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [scowling] Pssh! Anyone can do that!
[starts singing, mocking Uncle Pockets; Mac watches him]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: La-la-la, look at me / dancing around / my name's Bloo / I'm the best... around.
Mac: You just rhymed "around" with "around".
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [imitating Mac] "You just wehn ah-meh neh meh-neh."


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Busted (#1.3)" (2004)
Mac: Say, Wilt. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Wilt: Why?
Mac: To get to the bottom!


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Sight for Sore Eyes/Bloo's Brothers (#2.4)" (2005)
Wilt: Well, if it isn't Ditchy Mcabandonpants.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Land of the Flea (#3.9)" (2005)
Wilt: I'm sorry, but why would you want fleas?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Because Eduardo has them! He always gets everything cool.


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Goodbye to Bloo (#6.10)" (2009)
[repeated line]
Wilt: I'm sorry, but this is NOT okay!


"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Neighbor Pains (#4.4)" (2006)
Wilt: Just keep them occupied.
Eduardo: But how I do that?
Wilt: Make small talk.
Eduardo: Small talk. Small talk... Flies. Peanuts. Dimes. Oh, and sweaters. They get muy, muy small in the wash.