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: You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is... Bobby Boucher
: The devil?
] Bobby Boucher
: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! Bobby Boucher
: [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in
] And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"! Bobby Boucher
: [Bobby runs back out, then back in again
] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
[slams door on Mama
: Nice hit, Mama. Mama Boucher
: Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.
: Mama, something bad happened today. Mama Boucher
: [Pulls up a knife
] Did somebody hurt you my boy?
: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.
: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye? Bobby Boucher
: No Mama, the search continues.
: [to Bobby
] You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.
: [after Vicki Vallencourt mentions a football game
] Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin' each other... 'Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?
: [after reading a question about Benjamin Franklin
] Ben Franklin. Young Bobby Boucher
: [flashback to Bobby's childhood
] Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? Mama Boucher
: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!