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Jeremy (Character)
from "Phineas and Ferb" (2007)

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"Phineas and Ferb: My Fair Goalie (#3.20)" (2011)
Jeremy: I can't say I've seen better posture.
Candace: Would you care to stack books on my head?
Jeremy: No, I'm cool.

Candace: Now, if you two will excuse me, I have some brothers to bust.
Jeremy: There's my girl.

Candace: Oh, I'm thinkin' some very unlady-like things right now.
Jeremy, Eliza: That's our girl!

"Phineas and Ferb: The Great Indoors/Canderemy (#3.1)" (2011)
Jeremy: The thing I really like about you is...
[the desert suddenly becomes a rain forest]
Candace: Oh!
Jeremy: Wow, this is incredible!
Candace: Um, uh, what was that you were saying?
Jeremy: I said "This is incredible."
Candace: No, before that.
Jeremy: I said..."Wow."
[Candace groans in frustration]

Jeremy: [trying to tell Candace why he likes her, in song] All throughout history men fall in love with women. You wanna know why, well, let's start from the beginnin'. I've come to set the record straight. I've come to set the record straight. From scientific propagation of the species, to poets and philosophers - your Baudelaires an Nietzsches - I've come to set the record straight. I've come to set the record straight. But if you're askin' for specifics, well, this isn't hieroglyphics. If you wanna know sincerely, listen up, I'll tell you clearly. What I like about you is...

"Phineas and Ferb: It's About Time! (#1.21)" (2008)
Candace: [after repeatedly appearing] Hi, Jeremy
Jeremy: Candace, you're really kinda freaking me out.

Phineas: Hey mom, hey dad. They you are, Candace. History is soo exciting! We actually went back in time.
Dad: I know what you mean, Phin. These exhibit make the past seem so real.
Phineas: [seeing his pet] Hey, there you are Perry.
Mom: Alright, historians. Let's head home.
Jeremy: [to Candace as they leave] Hey, Candace. This fossil is my favorite in the museum.
[pointing to the C+J stone]

"Phineas and Ferb: The Bully Code (#2.31)" (2009)
Buford: One windmill dog, hold the bun.
Jeremy: Excellent choice.
[hands him a pinwheelesque hotdog on a stick]

Jeremy: [holding his phone] Oh hey, Candace. I see you sent me some pictures. I can't wait to check 'em out later when I take my break.

"Phineas and Ferb: What a Croc! (#3.48)" (2012)
[repeated line]
Jeremy: Holy guacamole, you sure are a handful.

"Phineas and Ferb: Got Game? (#1.34)" (2008)
Jeremy: [after the games] Wow, Candace. Your hair looks great!

"Phineas and Ferb: Run, Candace, Run/Last Train to Bustville (#3.2)" (2011)
Jeremy: Don't hold back.
Candace: I don't think I can.

"Phineas and Ferb: Flop Starz (#1.3)" (2008)
Candace: [seeing so many people auditioning] I can't do this.
Stacy: Oh yes you can. You're not a quitter, you're a fighter.
Candace: I am?
Stacy: Sure you are. You're a lean, mean singing machine.
[Candace punches her handbag]
Stacy: That's it! Yeah, now you're looking like a winner.
[Candace looks aggressive and breathes heavily; Jeremy walks up]
Jeremy: Hey, Candace.
Candace: [fixing herself] And that is what a gorilla looks like when you try to take away its food.

"Phineas and Ferb: The Fast and the Phineas (#1.4)" (2008)
Jeremy: Hey, Candace. You're on the big screen.
[shows her yelling in slow-motion]
Jeremy: And your little brother's gonna be a on TV.
Candace: Phineas on TV? TV, that's it! They are so busted!

"Phineas and Ferb: The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein (#1.40)" (2008)
Jeremy: [as Jeremiah, to Constance] I can't remember a day when you looked more beautiful.
[Constance transforms in a monster]
Jeremy: Well, now I can.

"Phineas and Ferb: Out of Toon (#1.42)" (2008)
Jeremy: Whoa. Candace, are you going Goth now?
Candace: Uh, uh, I'm not wearing this. I mean, I'm wearing it in that it's actually on my body right now, but I'm not attached to it. Not to say that I'm attached to my other clothes. I mean, I can actually take them off. No, no, no. But, I mean... I didn't want to put these... I want to put clothes on, but I... It was a mix-up, Okay? The dry cleaners and a... a jackalope lawn mower, and...
Candace: Do you like it?

"Phineas and Ferb: That's the Spirit/The Curse of Candace (#3.12)" (2011)
Stacy: Did Candace just jump over that fence?
Jeremy: Ya HAD to take her to the vampire movie, didn't ya?

"Phineas and Ferb: Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You! (#2.54)" (2010)
Candace: Jeremy, you're back early!
Jeremy: I missed my girlfriend.
Candace: Oooh! I like the sound of that!
Jeremy: Besides, you forgot something in France.
Candace: I did? What?
Jeremy: This...
[Jeremy kisses Candace]

"Phineas and Ferb: Day of the Living Gelatin (#2.6)" (2009)
Candace: I got two word for you, Mom, GELA-TIN! I am sick of it! Sick of it! Totally sick of it!
Jeremy: Hey, Candace. I heard you were having a dessert party, so I made you this out of gelatin.
[shows her a gelatin form of Candace's name]
Candace: Awww!
Candace: Nah, still sick of it.

"Phineas and Ferb: Traffic Cam Caper (#1.32)" (2008)
Candace: Just wait till Mom hears about... Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-o-Rama, then she'll have to believe me!
[Candace fantasizes about her certain victory]
Mom: Oh, Candace, you were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.
Dad: And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have my permission to ruin us financially.
Jeremy: Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?
[back to reality]
Phineas: So you wanna give it a try?
Candace: [still fantasizing] I do, Jeremy...
[snaps back to reality]
Candace: I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.