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: [Farmer Ted is in Jake's dad car. Jake just saw he and Caroline kissing
] I'm dead.
[the phone rings and he answers it
] The Geek
: Hello? Cliff
: Ted, you never called us back. What happened? The Geek
: Look, wheez, I told you not to call me here. Cliff
: Ted, we're dying, what happened? The Geek
: You wanna know what happened? Buy the book!