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[Doug kisses Marcia
] Marcia Brady
: Doug! I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth. Doug
: It's called a french kiss. Marcia Brady
: But I thought you were from Nebraska!
: Hey, I heard what you said, Doug, and I'm not gonna let you talk to Marcia like that. Doug
: Yeah? Charlie
: Yeah. Doug
: Well, what are you gonna do about it, geek? Charlie
: I'm gonna lose consciousness.
: [shows Doug her swollen nose
] I suppose you don't want to go out with me now, huh? Doug
: Oh, of course I do. It's not your nose I'm after.
: Marcia, got a minute? Marcia Brady
: Forget it Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.
: Marcia it looks like rain, you better take your shawl. How about you Doug? Do you have any protection? Doug
: Oh, yes ma'am. Assorted colors and textures! Carol Brady
: Good for you! Mike Brady
: Have fun, kids.