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: I sure do love that dog. Mox
: I think it's a pig. Billy Bob
: [staring at Miss Davis's breasts
] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
: A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!
: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts. Billy Bob
: That's funny. Charlie Tweeder
: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
: It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!
: What about her?
[indicating hunchback girl walking by
: So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy. Jake
[indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar
] Albino Folk Singer
] I have no pigment... Austin
: Any girl with a guitar is hot. Albino Folk Singer
: [continues singing
] I need sunscreen... Austin
: Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen. Jake
: OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters?
[indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head
: So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick. Reggie Ray
: Yeah, I'd do 'em. Austin
: I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
[Janie Briggs walks by
: Well, bombs away! Jake
: No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janie Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen! Malik
: Damn! That shit's whack!
: Coach said it's all right to bleed from the ears.