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: Will everybody at the prom be gay? Jonah
: Yeah. That's why they call it the gay and lesbian prom, moron.
: I'm not interested in being with someone who's older. I... I just wanna dance with other people who are gay. Ned
: I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee.
: [to son chatting the on the Internet
] You're not talking to people you don't know, are you? Jonah
: Uhh, you mean potential pedophiles? Ned
: Mm-hm. Jonah
: Just ones that live around here.
: Ned... Ned
: I think he should change, or he can't go. Jonah
: This is what people wear to a dance. Ned
: Why don't you just go in a jock strap? Jeannie
: You're being ridiculous. Ethan
: You can sort of see the outline of your penis in those.
: I don't want you dancing with college kids. Period. Jonah
: What are they gonna do? Rape me?