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Tippy (Character)
from Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994) (TV)

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Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994) (TV)
Tippy: It's on!
Romeo: What's on?
Tippy: The wedding.
Romeo: First it's on, then it's off, now it's on again. I am a humble servant, not a yo-yo.

Aaron Humphrey: Everybody who's important is gone.
Tippy: No, no look, your sister's still here.
Aaron Humphrey: My sister stays to the end of supermarket openings.

Jeanie Humphrey: I love Booger! And I'm gonna marry him, no matter WHAT you say!
Tippy: Jeanie!
[to Aaron]
Tippy: What did you say to her?
Aaron Humphrey: Nothing, I just made a suggestion.
Tippy: Oh, can't we all just get along?
Aaron Humphrey: She comes up with a guy who looks like he came out of a vending machine and I'M the one who's wrong!

Aaron Humphrey: You mind if I spoke to Chip alone?
Tippy: Oh, no, certainly. Come, sweetie. Gaylord!
[Tippy and Jeanie leave the bedroom]
Aaron Humphrey: This isn't good, Chip.
Chip: No.
Aaron Humphrey: So I'm gonna kill you, Chip. You made a fool out of my daughter!
Chip: Aaron, I can explain everything.
Aaron Humphrey: You lied about the illegitimate child, then you tried to frame Booger and you got caught!
Chip: The illegitimate child will be here tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. She's on route right now from Sandusky, Ohio.
Aaron Humphrey: There is no illegitimate child! You made it all up!
Chip: The illegitimate child will be here at 10:00 in the morning!
Aaron Humphrey: It better be! And you better get my daughter to forgive you, or there's no room for you in this family or at Humphrey Industries, you pervert creep!

Tippy: [lying in the bathtub] Aaron, I hope you didn't have anything to do with videotaping Booger at the stag party.
Aaron Humphrey: Absolutely not, I wasn't even there.
Tippy: Mm-hmm. Aaron, if you don't participate in this wedding and make your daughter proud of you, I'm going to leave you.
Aaron Humphrey: You would leave me?
Tippy: I've learned a lot from the nerds: nerds speak their mind. And from now on, I'm going to speak my mind, too. If you don't support your daughter during this wedding, I'm outta here.
Tippy: Fix your ascot. It's not like I'm giving up that much.
Aaron Humphrey: What is that supposed to mean?
Tippy: Aaron, we haven't had sex since the Bush administration.
Aaron Humphrey: Well, it's uh... hard to perform that way when the Democrats are in power. Ask any guy in this neighborhood; that's why the sex hasn't been that hot lately.
Tippy: Hot? I'd settle for lukewarm. Zip your fly.
Aaron Humphrey: [Aaron zips up his pants] Well, it's not all my fault. How can I have sex when I have to spend all my time fixing my ascot, zippering my fly, and matching my socks? I can't be perfect for you any more, Tippy! It's too much pressure.
Tippy: Aaron, I thought I was helping you. I know how much you want to be accepted by the blue bloods, but you don't ever have to be perfect for me.
Aaron Humphrey: I don't?
Tippy: No, I just want you to be the imperfect animal I fell in love with.
Aaron Humphrey: You mean it?
Tippy: Absolutely.
Aaron Humphrey: Tippy.
Tippy: Aaron.
Aaron Humphrey: Oh, Tippy.
[Aaron steps into the bathtub with Tippy]
Tippy: Aaron! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Aaron Humphrey: Mylan, I'm so sorry for all the trouble that you've experienced with this affair.
Tippy: Thanks for coming to the wedding.
Mylan Whitfield: I do not care to judge you all on the basis of the hell I've been through, but I trust it was merely a horrific aberration, and I expect the wedding to be quite different.
Aaron Humphrey: What?
[takes out the check for Mylan's campaign fund]
Aaron Humphrey: Oh, I uh... trust that will be enough.
Mylan Whitfield: [takes the check] Wouldn't have missed this wedding for the world.