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: [after Mike's speech about abstinence and making love, the girls put the free condoms back in the basket
] I don't need this. Stan
: [grabs a bunch of condoms from the basket
] Great, fine. more for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.
: [Mike tries to stand up to Stan's bullying for Alex
] Give me my ball back bitch. Mike O' Donnell
: You know Stan I feel sorry for you. Stan
: You don't know me. Mike O' Donnell
: Oh, but I do all too well. You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates the pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way too easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan is a bully for one of three reasons... Mike O' Donnell
: [while playing with Stan's basketball
] One... underneath all that male bravado, there's an insecure little girl banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman, Stan's brain is underdeveloped. Therefore, Stan is unable to use self-control. And so he acts out aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself, big boy.