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Simon (Character)
from "Office Gossip" (2001)

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"Office Gossip: Too Close for Comfort (#1.1)" (2001)
[first lines]
Simon: [drawing horses for the office pool] I don't know why I'm bothering; mine never usually gets past the first fence.
Jo: Last year mine pulled up getting out of its box.
[draws]
Jo: Oh, me luck must be changing; I've got the favourite.
Simon: That's a horse called 'The Favourite'. It's a hundred to one shot.

[last lines]
Simon: Perhaps I'm just lucky. You know sometimes, Jo, I think I live a truly charmed life. Hello.
Terry Hill: Hello. Terry Hill. Cheryl's been saying that you're calling me a con man.
Simon: Uh. Terry.
Jo: I'll get your wheelchair, Simon.
Simon: I don't think I'll be needing that, Jo.
[Terry punches Simon]
Jo: I think you will, mate.

Simon: I've got pretty strong moral principles, Jo, and basically I can't cheat on a husband when I find out he's a nice bloke. And a member of a gun club.


"Office Gossip: Moving On (#1.4)" (2001)
Simon: I don't know where you got this idea about me and bosses. I've worked for five women, and Max is only the third I've slept with.


"Office Gossip: Work Experience (#1.3)" (2001)
Simon: Max hates babies! She thinks King Herod was a good bloke!