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: There's a fly in here!
: I been thinkin'. I should stick around for a while. I mean, you're not getting' any younger. Keller's Grandfather
: You're just lookin' for excuses, Keller. Don't be a chickenshit. Keller Coleman
: Grandpa, you need me to take care of you. Keller's Grandfather
: Horse hockey! I got ten widow ladies just achin' for you to get out of here so they can take good care of me. I ain't gonna' let you spoil it by stayin'. Keller Coleman
] Grandpa... Keller's Grandfather
: Don't "grandpa" me! I put up with you for twelve years, since your folks died. With you outta' here I can finally cut loose... I love ya', Keller. Now, good bye!
: Do you know what people mean when they say "safe sex"? Keller's Grandfather
] Keller, at my age, there ain't no such thing. I could keel over right in the middle of it. At my age you don't worry about catchin' somethin'. You worry about finishing up in one piece. Keller Coleman
: [Grins sheepishly
] I'm gonna' miss you, grandpa. Keller's Grandfather
: You're leavin' in the morning. Go to bed.