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: We should at least tell Blair. Isabel Coates
: We can't. Blair's with Chuck... again. Penelope
: I'm really getting sick of how much time she's spending with him. Isabel Coates
: Give them a break. His dad just died. Penelope
: Yeah, like a month ago. Who cares? Someone should tell him to get over it.
: [to Nelly
] You stole Dan Humphrey's phone? Not bad, Nelly, at this rate you'll be off probation before your second marriage.
: Hey Jenny. Jenny Humphrey
: Hi. Hazel
: Are you joining us? Jenny Humphrey
[Blair walks up
] Blair Waldorf
: What are you doing here? Jenny Humphrey
: I was just leaving. Penelope
: No stay. Blair given you can barely manage your own messy affairs surely your not in a position to tell anyone where they can and can't eat. Blair Waldorf
: Do you realize who you're talking to? Hazel
: You mean a self righteous b who always sat on her own high horse judging everyone else. Penelope
: Pregnant little hypocrite. Blair Waldorf
: Not that it's any of your business but I'm not pregnant. Hazel
: Nate must be thrilled. Penelope
: Chuck too. Blair Waldorf
: What are you talking about? Hazel
: The whole school saw them throwing down over your G-bass. Penelope
: The boyfriend and the best friend. Hazel
: Pretty classy. Penelope
: Consider yourself dethroned queen bee.
[Penelope and Hazel walk away
] Blair Waldorf
: Jenny, is highly unlikely that I will ever forgive you for going to Nate but if you walk away from me now, I will also ruin you. Jenny Humphrey
: How are you gonna do that?
[Jenny walks off
: You're late.
[Jenny just came to meet Blair on the steps on the Met
] Jenny Humphrey
: Yeah I know I had to drop off some books at the library, sorry. Blair Waldorf
: Could you do me a favor? Jenny Humphrey
: Anything. Blair Waldorf
: Move down a couple steps. Jenny Humphrey
: Ya know this whole hazing thing's getting a bit old don't you think be? Blair Waldorf
: First of all the hazing stops when I say it stops and for future reference only my friends call me B. Jenny Humphrey
: You know I'm actually gonna go. I have a lot of stuff to do before class. Penelope
: Jenny... Blair Waldorf
: Please she'll be back.
: Ugh, I hate having to play the angel. Penelope
: I know. The devil is so much better.
: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught. Hazel
: And spanked.
: We're more than any one member. And the only way Nelly is leaving is in a body bag. Hazel
: God, P. Tone down the crazy.
: Oh. Hello, weird documentary girl. Vanessa Abrams
: Oh. Hello, sad Blair wannabe.
: Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey how many times must we tell you? As one of the girls of the steps, you represent Constance royalty. Isabel Coates
: So it should come as no surprise that many girls before you have gotten the ax when their choices reflected poorly on us. Kelsey
: I didn't realize.
] Blair Waldorf
: That tights are not pants? Honestly?
: Oh, Little J, just because we've been ignoring you doesn't mean we've forgotten. You can't hide out at Eleanor Waldorf's anymore. Your day will come. We're just... picking our moment.
: Look, I'm not stupid. I know you're not really interested in how my family owns half of Tribeca. Hazel
: Of course we're interested. You're the newest member of our little club. Penelope
: Which is only for the smartest girls of the junior class. Nelly Yuki
: Our junior class only has thirty girls. We're already an elite club.
[Nelly Yuki gets impatient and grabs her violin case
] Nelly Yuki
: Can I go now? Hazel
: You know what would be hot? You, us at G-spa. Nelly Yuki
: I don't drink. Penelope
: Saks fifth? Nelly Yuki
: Hate shopping. Hazel
: Yogurt on the steps? Nelly Yuki
: Lactose intolerant. Look, I really don't want any friends. All I want is to be alone and to never listen to Flo Rida ever again. Penelope
: What happened? A little back stage hit it and quit it? Nelly Yuki
: What? No, my boyfriend broke up with me at a Flo Rida concert. One minute we were waving our hands in the air like we just didn't care and the next...
[upset and walks off