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: Ferb and I are going to use a laser to carve our faces in the comet, so that when it passes over again in 73.5 years our grandchildren will see it. By the way my parents are cooking outdoor steaks for everyone. What do you think Isabella? Isabella
: You had me at "our grandchildren". Phineas
: Huh? Isabella
: Steaks! You had me at "steaks".
: Prepare to feel the wrath of Buford! Isabella
: Don't bring that smack-talk around here. This is my house! Phineas
: Technically it's our garage. Ferb
] She's on a roll.
: Tell you what I'm gonna do, Buford. I'm gonna take this ball and I'm gonna hit it into your goal in one shot. Buford
: Oh, is that right? Isabella
: Absolutely and you want to know the funny part? There's nothing you can do about it!
: [after getting hit numerous times
] Isabella! I have feet too, you know. Isabella
: [turning the wheel
] Sorry, Candace!
: Well, Buford that was a great game.
[holds out her hand
: Come on. Be a good sport. Buford
: Like I said before: losing to a girl doesn't count.
[starts walking away, he gets zapped and turns back calmly
: What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Woo-who! The F-Games rock!
: That was completely out of character.
: Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set. I'll just go check with the foreman. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: He's gone! Phineas Flynn
: Hey, where's Perry? Did he really slip away? On his anniversary? Sometimes it seems like Perry's missed every single cool thing we've done all summer long. I guess he can do whatever he wants. After all, it's his day, right?
[Perry stands behind the tree and throws a stone, which clatters to something
] Baljeet Rai
: Hey, what was that small noise? Phineas Flynn
: Let's all go walk over to it!
[Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet all go over towards the noise while Perry goes into one of his secret entrances
: It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh? Buford Van Stomm
: Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.
] Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: Um, Major Monogram? Major Francis Monogram
: Uhh, yes? Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: So none of us will remember ANY of today? Major Francis Monogram
: That's right. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
[Isabella kisses Phineas
] Phineas Flynn
: [pleasantly surprised
] Isabella! Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: Hit it, Carl! Phineas Flynn
: Wait, wait, wait!
[Carl hits the button of the Amnesianator
: Hi, Phineas. Whatcha doin'? Phineas Flynn
: Turning Perry's involuntary reflex into a sporting event.
[2nd Dimension Isabella and her squad of Resistance have just captured the two sets of Phineas and Ferbs, and 2nd Dimension Buford in an elegant way
: [in a hipster voice
] Whatcha doin'?
: Have you ever seen senior citizens riot? It's like a slow, grey tornado of canes and false teeth.
: Why on earth would you build a hot tub on this thing? Phineas
: I'd like to think the real question is - why WOULDN'T we?
: Of, Phineas, I think your new language is onderful-werb. Phineas
: By Jove, I think she's got it!
: Watcha eatin'? Phineas
: Fruity Rainbow Flakes. You want some? Isabella
: Oh, no thanks. I already had breakfast.
: Hi, Phineas. Watcha doin'? Phineas
: Well, you know how you said you never seen a rainbow in real life? Isabella
: Well actually I... Phineas
: [uncovering the machine
] Behold! The rainbowinator! Isabella
: Well that's nice, Phineas. But I... Phineas
: It uses real crystals and is super charged with fruity rainbow flakes. Isabella
: You don't understand. I... Phineas
: [getting maniacal
] Soon there will be a giant rainbow that will sprawl across the tri-state area!
: Or at least, that's the plan any way.
: Hi, Phineas. Buford
: What'cha do...
[gets elbowed by Isabella
: What'cha doin'? Phineas
: Come in the Phineas and Ferb Studios, and we'll show you. Buford
: Hey, Isabella, about that "What'cha doin'?" back there... Isabella
] Ah-bub-bub! We'll talk about it later.
: [seeing the mountain erupt
] Volcano? We need to move now! Candace
: [stalking back to the beach
] Wait until mom and dad find out. Phineas
: [running past her with Isabella
] Run Candace! Pink lava behind you!
: [walking through the jungle
] Shelter... shelter... well, this spot has potential.
[pans back to see lots of palm trees
: Great! Let's get started.
: When we're at sea, there's no right or left, only port and starboard. Isabella
: So which side has the restroom? Dad
: It's not a restroom, it's... Phineas
: It's called the poop deck. Dad
: Well, no, actually it's called the head. Phineas
: Really? 'Cause poop deck makes much more sense.
: [after Isabella and her troop arrive to rescue them
] We're saved! Isabella
: [to Phineas
] You know, there's an M in time machine. Phineas
: Yeah, sorry... Take it away, Ferb.
: Whatcha doing? Phineas
: Fixing a time machine. Isabella
: Isn't that kind of impossible? Phineas
: That's a possibility. Isabella
: Well, good luck!
: [to there troop
] Our friends need our help! Please turn to the time travel section of your Fireside Girls handbook... Hey, has anyone seen Perry?
: [after explaining the route for the race
] Any questions? Baljeet
: Yes. Should we not establish the rules first? Buford
: This is a chariot race. There are not rules! Isabella
: No rules? Well, if those are the rules.
: Isabella, we're gonna have the greatest race in history! Complete with helmets, and armor and super cool chariots. spread the word! Spread the word! Isabella
: [starts running back and forth
] Wait. At what time? Phineas
: In about an hour or so. Isabella
: Where's it gonna be? Phineas
: Here! Isabella
: Who am I telling again? Phineas
: Just spread the word. Oh and tell them to bring gladiator gear.
: [during the race
] Okay girls! Start formations!
: You might wanna buckle up. I'm making the jump to hyperspace.
[does it immediately, so Phineas and Ferb get pressed into the window
: [mumbles with his face into the window
] A little more warning would be nice.
: That was the last ship! Buford
: Yeah, we're toast. Phineas
: Well, if we had to go out, at least it was for something we believe in. Baljeet
: My only regret is that I spent so much time on the wrong side. Buford
: My only regret is that I ate that hoagie. Phineas
: I guess if I have a regret, it's that I never got reunited with my sister. She left Tatooine when I was just a baby. Candace
] Phineas? Phineas
: Candace? Candace
: Oh, I can't believe it! Phineas
[he and Ferb hug Candace
: You got so big! I didn't even recognize you... Hey, wait a minute. Why is this guy hugging us? Phineas
: Oh, this is Ferb. He's our step-brother. Candace
: Mom remarried? What happened to Dad? Phineas
: Funny story, actually. He...
[the Death Star blows up, seemingly with the gang inside it. But next picture shows a flying spaceship, and it turns out to be Isabella catching them in the last second
: Wow, that was close. Thanks for coming back to get us, Isabella. Isabella
: Well, that's what friends are for.
: Hey, farm boy. We're not related, are we? Phineas
: Oh, no, no. Not a chance. I only had just the one sister. Isabella
: [pulls Phineas in by his shirt collar
[kisses Phineas, who immediately collapses by the pleasant surprise
: Hey Phineas, can I ask you something? Will you go to the dance... Gretchen
: [with a clipboard
] Excuse me, Phineas. Can I get you to sign some liability waivers? Phineas
: Sure thing, Hold that thought, Isabella. Isabella
: Sure, no prob.
: Hey Phineas. You guys were great. Phineas
: Thanks. You weren't too bad yourselves. Isabella
: [giggling a bit
] Oh thanks. So, would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice dance tonight? Phineas
: Sounds like fun. Isabella
: Really? Phineas
: Ferb, what's our schedule like?
[Ferb ok's it
: Okay, we'll be there. Isabella
: Both of you? Phineas
: Yeah. Why don't you come by and we'll all walk over together? Isabella
: [trying not to crumble
] Sure, no problem.
: [on the vid-phone
] You need another jump start? Candace, didn't you have the engine running when we were talking on the video phone? Candace
] Am I the only person who doesn't know this?
: [pulling out a flip-chart of the car
] Okay, girls. We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8, with hypo lifters, radical cam and a limited slip differential.
: Watcha doin'? Phineas
: We're entering the Swamp Oil 500 today. Isabella
: Aren't you going to need a pit-crew? Phineas
: Do you know a pit-crew? Isabella
: Well, I know a few people who work well together. Phineas
: Great! You're hired! See you in the pits!
: Guys, what would you rather do - watch paint dry or lasso wild dolphins and ride 'em across the high seas? Phineas
: What color paint? Can it be beige? Isabella
] This can't be happening! Baljeet, you speak boring. See if you can do anything. Baljeet
: Oh, I speak boring? And getting your whittling patch is SO exciting! Buford
: Meow! Cat fight!
: And that, in a nutshell, is the history of Checkers, but it's far from the first board game. In fact... Isabella
: Phineas, Candace is going to fall and only you can save her. Phineas
: Okay. We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
: What is all this? Fake snow. Fake house. And who are all these people? Isabella
: Extras. Extra
: Not me. I've got a speaking part, but it's just this line, so it's pretty much over now.
: What's wrong, Phineas? You don't look very happy for Christmas Eve. Phineas
: Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here. Isabella
: [to Ferb
] He knows it's not really Christmas, right? Ferb
: Every family Christmas special needs a little forced drama. Isabella
: Well, I'll go after him then. Buford
: Nah-nah, I'll go. You stay here, little girl, it might get ugly. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: What, you don't think I can handle ugly? I've been hanging out with you all summer! Buford
: Sticks and stones...
: I'll admit, I have never really studied the platypus, but I am absolutely shocked that this one somehow followed you all the way to Africa. It seems impossible. Ferb
: Well, ever since George Shaw wrote the first description of the platypus for highly skeptical European scientists in 1798, this unique creature has become synonymous with the word 'impossible'. Phineas
: You know, Ferb's right. Isabella
] Yeah. Candace
: Really? You're all satisfied with that answer? Lawrence
: Alright, well, we're turning in. Buford
: Yeah, me too. Phineas
: Good night. Candace
: Seriously, a platypus crosses the Atlantic Ocean, finds you on the vast continent of Africa, and no one feels this is worthy of a longer discussion? Phineas
: It's been a long day, Candace. Go to sleep. Buford
: Yeah, it'll probably all make sense in the morning. Candace
: Really? That's it? Nobody's with me here?
: [the gang is trapped inside alien bodies
] Well, look on the bright side!... I got nothin'.
: Ferb, I... Oh, that's right, he went to debate camp today. Baljeet
: Oh, oh! I will be Ferb! I have been practicing!
[goes into character as Ferb
: That's pretty good, Baljeet. Phineas
: Wow, it's as if he's right in front of us. Buford
: Oh, oh! Say "where's Perry?" now. I've been practicing.
[goes down into platypus position
: Okay. Where's Perry? Buford
: [gets up
] I don't know. What are you asking me for?
: And so our heroes were ripped to shreds and left to die. Isabella
: Wait a minute, that was a pretty grim ending, don't you think? Buford
: Yeah, talk about your unlightful endings. Baljeet
: He means "delightful," and he means the opposite of that. Phineas
: Okay, okay, I'll give you the Hollywood ending.
: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna finally recreate the Trojan War! I'll be Paris, because my name starts with a P. Isabella
: And I'll be Helen, because...! Uh, my name starts with... I, which is right after H.
] I wanted you to see me, but for so long, you were blind. Now it's time to face tomorrow, and leave all that stuff behind. Of what would our lives have been like, if you'd just given me a sign. 'Cause I like you more than every other thing I like combined. I spent so many summers hoping something would begin. I thought that I was over you, but here I am again... What might have been.
[Isabella drives away in her car, just as Phineas runs towards the restaurant, hoping to see her
] Vivian Garcia-Shapiro
: [talking normally
] Phineas, honey, how are you? Phineas Flynn
: Hi, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro. Uh, is Isabella here? Vivian Garcia-Shapiro
: Oh, no, sweetie. She's gone. Phineas Flynn
: Gone, like, driving-car-to-school gone? Vivian Garcia-Shapiro
: Yes, you just missed her. It's too bad you didn't get to see her off. You know, since you were kids, she's had a huge crush on you. Phineas Flynn
: Ah... I wish I had known. Phineas Flynn
: [starts singing
] I can't believe that all this time, you never said a word. Although it's possible you did, and I just never heard. I never even noticed, I guess I wasn't that alert. But I must say that, in retrospect, you were being quite overt. And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end. I tried to make the most of every day, but now the years just seem misspent... What might have been. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: I could have been your girlfriend. Phineas Flynn
: I could have been your fella. We might have been an item... Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: They would have called us "Phinabella." Phineas Flynn
: I would have held the door for you, I would have shared my umbrella. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: You could have held my hair back when I was sick with salmonella. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
, Phineas Flynn
: We could have been together, all you had to say was when. And though I wanted so much more, I guess you'll always be my friend... What might have been... What might I have been. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
: [talks normally while driving out of Danville
] What might have been.
: What's wrong, Isabella? Isabella
: I ran out of shoes! Phineas
: Oh, that's okay.
[he kicks off his shoes
: It's more fun to dance barefoot anyway.
: [seeing Dr. Phineastein and Ferbgor
] What'cha doin'? Phineas
: We're looking for a giant platypus monster. Have you seen one, by any chance? Isabella
: Funny you should ask. We spent the entire afternoon together. We went swimming, had a little lunch. Did you know he eats raw snails?
: Ew! I stuck to PB&J on whole wheat.
: You see, the greatest impediment to making astronomical observations is our atmosphere. It is like looking through pea soup; so, to make our terrestrial telescopes more effective, I'm going to take all of the Earth's atmosphere and put it on the moon! Phineas
] Uh... Isabella
] I don't, uh... Buford
: Sounds suffocatey. Baljeet
: Ah, I will disintegrate THAT bridge when I come to it.
: We're fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.
: Meap. He's the most adorable thing in the world! Isabella
: Really? Are you sure there's nothing or no one that's more adorable? Phineas
: No. Not a chance.
[Isabella appears to be on the verge of tears
: Aren't you a little young to be hunting ghosts? Phineas
: [in unison
] Yes! Yes, we are!
: Oh, no! Road construction! Phineas
: It took Mom and hour to get around that. Isabella
: [looking at the watch that suddenly and conveniently appears on her wrist
] There's only 58 seconds 'till sundown! Baljeet
: What kind of watch *is* that?
: Do you know anything about this? Isabella
] The amulet of Juatchadoon! The legend says it can awaken an evil Corn Colossus with the power to destroy the world. Phineas
: Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that. I mean, what's the upside?
: Well, it'd be fun to finally see the ball drop. Vivian Garcia-Shapiro
: Oh, it is a wonderful tradition. Isabella
: And of course there's this other tradition of kissing someone special at midnight! Phineas
: Well, then I know what we are gonna do tonight! Isabella
] Really? Phineas
: Yeah! We're gonna make our own New Year's Ball and drop it from outer space!
[Isabella suddenly looks completely dumbfounded and disappointed
] Vivian Garcia-Shapiro
: Your mother is right, Phineas, you have such an active imagination! Isabella
] Not active enough.
: [the kids are having trouble finding Steve
] There's no way we can catch him. He moves too fast, maybe we should just give up? Ferb
: Give up? *Give up*? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We'll search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreational facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers - and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
: So, watcha doin'? Phineas
: We're ridden ponies. But it make a feller hanker for the real thing. You know, livin' out on the open range. Ridin', ropin', brandin'. Bustin' broncos and breakin' wind with your amigos under the western skies. Heck, we can even ford a strea. I don't even know what that mean, but it sounds fun.
: Tell me again why you have a life-size mold of Candace. Buford
: I got life-size molds of ALL my friends. Isabella
: I'm not sure how I feel about that.
: I don't believe in spaceships. Isabella
: But, Buford, you've been IN a spaceship. Several, actually. Buford
: I'm a skeptic.