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Jack Bass (Character)
from "Gossip Girl" (2007)

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"Gossip Girl: In the Realm of the Basses (#2.14)" (2009)
Jack Bass: [to Chuck] Chuck, your father wouldn't want this.
Chuck Bass: Fortunately, all I know is what he didn't want... which is me.

Blair Waldorf: Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck?
Eric van der Woodsen: A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above.
Jack Bass: He probably meant upstairs.
Blair Waldorf: Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the rooftops.

Jack Bass: I get Bart dying has been difficult. But the way things've been handled the last couple weeks, you shut away like Gloria Swanson, my nephew MIA in a Thai bordello, my big brother may not've won parent-of-the-year, but I doubt he'd be too happy.
Lily van der Woodsen: Well, you needn't worry yourself anymore. Chuck is my stepson. I'll take care of him.
Jack Bass: Was your stepson. And as Chuck's last living relative, I have to say... I don't feel comfortable leaving him in this situation.
[blissfully unconcerned]
Jack Bass: You should eat. People grieving tend to neglect their health.

Chuck Bass: Uncle Jack, what a surprise. How've you been?
Jack Bass: Uh-huh, so I take it you don't remember our rickshaw ride down Selon Road? The 15-hour flight?
Chuck Bass: That was you?

Jack Bass: Blair, you came to greet us.
Blair Waldorf: Not you, Chuck. You said you found him.
Jack Bass: In Bangkok. He was staying at our hotel there. You hear the term "den of iniquity", but until you really see one...
Blair Waldorf: Do you have him or not?


"Gossip Girl: Gone with the Will (#2.15)" (2009)
Jack Bass: Chuck, this letter represents your dad's final words.
Blair Waldorf: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it!
Nate Archibald: Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says?
Chuck Bass: I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son, I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"

Chuck Bass: Look I owe you a lot Jack, you saved my life when I didn't wanna be saved.
Jack Bass: Well... you noticed that Thai waitress I was gonna take home the other night had a penis... so, consider us even.

Jack Bass: I owe you an apology, the fact is you're Bart's son, and it is your rightful place.
Chuck Bass: Your blessing means a lot to me.
Jack Bass: Good, now before we start spooning I wanna take you out tonight to properly celebrate
Chuck Bass: I'm having dinner with Blair.
Jack Bass: Reschedule Blair.
Chuck Bass: I can't. She's been a good friend to me.
Jack Bass: Yeah, I saw you two talking this morning, last time I had a friend like that... I wind up with gonorrhea.