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: What are you reading? Brian
: Uh, it's an article about a Tibetan Rinpoche who plays basketball with some other monks in Arizona. It says they got in fight with five advertising executives in front of a bunch of kids. What are you reading? Happy
: Um... mostly just ads.
: [first lines - watching rats swimming
] Okay, he stopped. Larry Arbogast
: Which one? Brian
: S-seven. Larry Arbogast
: Start the stopwatch. Brian
: Is he okay? Larry Arbogast
: Yeah, he's fine... Stop. Brian
: What does that mean? Larry Arbogast
: Nothing. Well, the logic is that when forced into an aversive situation, i.e., being dumped into a pool, the rat will oscillate between attempts to escape and resigning to its fate. Brian
: Oh, and this guy gave up. Larry Arbogast
: Today he did. Brian
: Does he usually? Larry Arbogast
: Yeah. See, I'm trying to quantify how helpless this one feels, and why more today than yesterday. Though it seems that Mr. Seven is always a little bit of a quitter.
: Did you know women are 20 times more likely to be depressed than men? Maybe more, can't remember the exact number - it's a lot more. Brian
: That's good... for men. Larry Arbogast
: Not really, when you think about heterosexually.
: You know I had brain cancer once, Brian? Brian
: No... Al Lolly
: Yup. A Huge tumor on the recesses of my temporal lobe. Brian
: But you're okay now... Al Lolly
: Yep. 100% holistic. No chemo, no radiation. Brian
: Whad you do? Al Lolly
: I mapped the pathology of the cancer with my mind. Very Chinese. Yep. Glad I moved it. I got it with meditation. I pushed it down to the fatty tissue of my temporal lobe, 2 months. Then I moved it down into my nasal cavity, 3 months. Then, then one day I just hocked it up. About the size of a little squash bar, maybe bigger. Do you play squash Brian?
: Alright... I'll send my girl by this afternoon... take a look, work out the financing. Fourteen grand is the price you quoted me not a penny more so don't try to Jew the price up on me. You're not... Jewish, are you? Brian
: No, I'm not, but there's... Al Lolly
] Good. Just a figure of speech. I'm half Jew myself. I work with Jews. They Jew me all day long so I can say it.
: [lying on bed
] Hey! Can you see up my skirt? Brian
] Not really. Happy
: [getting in car after Happy and Brian secretly had sex there
] Smells like a wharf net in here. Happy
: What? Brian
: What? Al Lolly
: You heard me. Smells like low tide. Happy
: That's weird. Brian
: I don't smell anything.