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Phil Parish (Character)
from "Red Letter Day: Ready When You Are, Mr. McGill (#1.1)" (1976)
[Bruno delivers Phil's dinner to him in the catering bus]
Phil Parish: Bruno! You know cows?
Phil Parish: Yeah. Big things. Four legs - one in each corner. Stand in fields a lot and moo.
Phil Parish: What they don't do is stand in fields a lot and *swim*. The things that swim are called fish.
[holds up his plate]
Phil Parish: This, peabrain, is fish! Cows are a completely different kettle of... are completely different!
Bruno: Yeah, they said what with it being an early lunch, they'd no time to do your steak.
Phil Parish: Yeah, well, just in case you decide to go fishing and reel in a cow.
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