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Fishlegs (Character)
from How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

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How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Fishlegs: [being chased by a Nadder] AHHH! I'm *really* beginning to question your teaching methods.

[a Gronkle is let out into the training ring]
Gobber: Today is about survival. If you get blasted, you're dead. Quick! What's the first thing you're going to need?
Hiccup: A doctor?
Fishlegs: Plus five speed?
Astrid: A shield!
Gobber: Shield! Go!
[the teens scramble around to grab shields]
Gobber: Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!

Gobber: [Slapping a thick book on the table] The Dragon Manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of.
[Thunder rumbles]
Gobber: No attacks tonight. Study up.
Tuffnut: Wait, you mean *read*?
Ruffnut: While we're still alive?
Snotlout: Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?
Fishlegs: [eagerly] Oh! I've read it like, seven times. There's this water dragon that sprays boiling water at your face, and, and there's this other one, that buries itself for like a week...
Tuffnut: [interrupting] Yeah, that sounds great. There was a chance I was gonna read that...
Ruffnut: But, now...?

Fishlegs: [to Tuffnut] Your mom let you get a tattoo?
Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.

Fishlegs: I'm okay!
[the Gronkle he's riding flips over and lands on top of him]
Fishlegs: Less okay!

Gobber: And with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole. And I saw the look on his face. I was delicious! He must have passed the word, because it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg!
[gestures to his fake leg]
Fishlegs: Isn't it weird to think that your hand was inside a dragon? Like if your mind was still in control of it, you could have killed that dragon from the inside, by... crushing its heart, or something.
Snotlout: I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight... with my face!
Gobber: Uh-uh-uh, no. It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly, it can't get away. A *downed* dragon... is a dead dragon.

Gobber: Behind these doors are just a few of the many species you will learn to fight. The Deadly Nadder...
Fishlegs: [speaking rapidly] Speed Eight, Armor Sixteen...
Gobber: The Hideous Zippleback...
Fishlegs: Plus Eleven Stealth, times Two...
Gobber: The Monstrous Nightmare...
Fishlegs: Firepower Fifteen...
Gobber: The Terrible Terror...
Fishlegs: Attack Eight, Venom Twelve...
Gobber: [shouts] Can you stop that?
[normal voice]
Gobber: And... the Gronckle!
Fishlegs: [whispering to Hiccup] Jaw Strength Eight.

Gobber: Today is about teamwork! The Hideous Zippleback is extra tricky. One head *breathes* gas, the other head *lights* it. Your job, is to know which is which!
Fishlegs: [whispering] Razor-sharp serrated teeth that inject venom for pre-digestion. Prefers ambush attack, crushing its victims...
Hiccup: Will you *please* stop that?

Fishlegs: Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now...

[Hiccup prepares to open one of the dragon pens]
Fishlegs: If you're planning on getting eaten, I'd definitely go with the Gronkle.
[Hiccup turns in surprise and sees his entire class lined up behind him]
Tuffnut: [approaching] You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon...
Hiccup: Um...
Tuffnut: It's me.
Snotlout: [shoves Tuffnut aside] I love this plan!
Hiccup: I... didn't...
Ruffnut: [shoves Snotlout aside] You're crazy!
[leans in, flirtatiously]
Ruffnut: I like that...
Astrid: [firmly yanks her away] So... what is the plan?

Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury (2011) (V)
[after planting a Gronkle egg in each Viking's house]
Astrid Hofferson: Wasn't this a great idea?
Fishlegs: Uh-huh! Everybody's gonna be so surprised!
[a house explodes, and an egg fragment flies out and hits Fishlegs]
Fishlegs: Ow...
Snotlout: Surprise!
[a baby Gronkle lands on Fishlegs' chest]
Snotlout, Tuffnut, Ruffnut: Aw...
Astrid Hofferson: [horrified] The eggs explode?
[a Viking house explodes]
Astrid Hofferson: THE EGGS EXPLODE!
[Another Viking house explodes. A villager comes running out]
Astrid Hofferson: I'm sorry.
[More explosions. Another villager runs past her]
Astrid Hofferson: So sorry.

Astrid Hofferson: Yak Nog! Get your Yak Nog! C'mon! Get a frothy delicious cup of cheer.
[Approaches other Viking teens]
Astrid Hofferson: Hey you guys. Try this tasty new beverage i made for the holidays.
Tuffnut: Eh, what's that smell? It's that you?
[Pushes Ruffnut's face]
Astrid Hofferson: It's Yak Nog!
[Pours the Yak Nog into the cup]
Tuffnut: [coughs, disgusted] If i drink that i'm gonna Yak Nog all over the place.
Astrid Hofferson: Maybe you'd rather taste a punch in the face?
[Ruffnut sniffs at the Yak Nog, disgusted]
Snotlout: Astrid, it sounds delightful! I'd love a mug.
[He forces to swallow it because it tastes really bad]
Snotlout: You could really taste the Yak.
Fishlegs: Mmm, yum! What is that?
Astrid Hofferson: Oh, you wanna try some? It's my new traditional drink.
[Snotlout appears in the background, shaking his head, which means "Don't!"]
Fishlegs: Oh, you know, um, i have suddenly in-uh inexplicably change, my mind.
Astrid Hofferson: Well, you don't know what you're missing. I bet Hiccup will love this.
Ruffnut: [to Snolout] Are you crying?

Fishlegs: I can't believe him!
Astrid Hofferson: You can't believe him? You kidnapped your dragon!
Fishlegs: But that makes it sounds so mean.
Tuffnut: [sifting through the pile of hay] Uh, guys?
Astrid Hofferson: He flew away the second he was unleashed!
Fishlegs: I'm 72% sure he wanted to stay.
Tuffnut: GUYS!
Fishlegs: [looking at what Tuffnut found] Whoa-ho-ho! Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks!
Ruffnut: You're such an idiot. Those aren't rocks. Your dragon laid eggs.
Astrid Hofferson: Hey! I bet that's why the dragons left! To lay their eggs!
Fishlegs: But boy dragons don't lay eggs.
Ruffnut: Yeah, your boy dragon is a girl dragon
Fishlegs: Oh! That explains a few things.

Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon (2010) (TV)
Stoick: Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
Gobber: Boneknapper?
[the crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
Tuffnut: Oh ho! What-napper?
Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
Fishlegs: Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome.

Hiccup: [sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself.
[to his friends]
Hiccup: All right, Vikings - grab your shields!
Tuffnut, Astrid: Yes!
Fishlegs, Ruffnut: [simultaneously] Yeah!
Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
[scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]

Ruffnut: [the group has crashed their boat on an island, and as it sinks, Ruffnut sighs] Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.
Fishlegs: Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says it's roar can s...
Snotlout: [interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: Big Man on Berk (#1.5)" (2015)
Fishlegs: I'm clean, serene, and...
Ruffnut: ...and an itchin' machine!

Fishlegs: [as Thor Bonecrusher] Monstrous nightmare? Sounds like my post-mutton trip to the outhouse.

Stoick: Give me back my axe?
Fishlegs: [as Thor Bonecrusher] Don't you mean MY axe?

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: Have Dragon Will Travel, Part One (#1.10)" (2015)
Hiccup: Okay, now remember, gang, we're only taking absolute necessities to Dragon's Edge.
Snotlout: [laughs] Aw, I guess we're leaving you behind, Fishlegs.
Fishlegs: Come on. You're better than that, Snotlout. Oh, wait. No, you're not.

Fishlegs: This dragon is extremely powerful. It has the slashing attack of a Speed Stinger, yet from the depth of the strikes it appears to be as strong as a Typhoomerang.

Fishlegs: I have a good feeling about this island.
Snotlout: That's what you said about the last FIVE islands.
Fishlegs: Is it my fault I'm an optimist? I'm a yak-bladder-half-full kind of guy.

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: Quake, Rattle and Roll (#1.9)" (2015)
Hiccup: Hey, uh, Fishlegs, when was the last time you saw a boulder run uphill?
Fishlegs: Um, never.
Hiccup: Yeah, me, neither.

[last lines]
Fishlegs: Oh, really, Snotlout? Tell me more. Oh, yeah, that's right. I just remembered I don't care!
[walks off]
Fishlegs: [Hiccup laughs]
Snotlout: I taught him too well.

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
Astrid: I don't like it. They should have been back with Hiccup by now.
Ruffnut: I don't like it either. Eret, Son of Eret, was the man of my dreams. My everything!
Snotlout: [touches his beard] But, baby, I grew facial hair for you.
Fishlegs: [also touches his beard] Me, too.

Eret: [to Drago, after the dragon riders have been captured] They wouldn't know where you're hiding. I promise you that.
Astrid: Oh, yes, they will! They know we're missing and they have tracking dragons. If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick...
Drago: Hiccup?
Eret: He's no problem. Really. Trust me.
Astrid: He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest dragon master this world has ever seen!
Drago: Dragon master? I alone control the dragons!
Tuffnut: Nope, mm-mm.
Fishlegs: SORRY!
[the dragon riders laugh]
Astrid: And unless you let us go, right now, he will blast through here on his Night Fury and blow your entire fleet of ships to splinters.
Ruffnut: Then they'll be crying like babies!

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: Reign of Fireworms (#1.7)" (2015)
Snotlout: Oh, come on! That stone is a fake. It's so obvious that these two made it up.
Fishlegs: I don't think so. For one thing, everything is spelled correctly.
Snotlout: Okay, you may have a point.

Astrid: That smoke's getting close, and where there's smoke...
Fishlegs: ...there's fireworms.

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: Total Nightmare (#1.13)" (2015)
Snotlout: [about Hookfang] He's acting weird.
Fishlegs: How's that?
Snotlout: Well, he didn't listen to me during the race, he ran away, he just spit fish in my face and then threw me against a wall.
Astrid: And this is weird how?
Hiccup: You have to admit, Snotlout, that does kind of sum up your relationship with Hookfang.

Fishlegs: It looks like two male dragons fighting over a female.
Ruffnut: Yeah, I've heard male Vikings do it too, but I've personally never seen it.

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: The Next Big Sting (#1.12)" (2015)
Hiccup: A Speed Stinger without its pack is extremely vulnerable.
Fishlegs: He must've gotten separated from the others, and then they had to go to shelter before the sun came out.

"Dragons: Race to the Edge: Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part One (#1.1)" (2015)
Fishlegs: There's no greater treasure than knowledge!