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Barry (Character)
from "American Dad!" (2005)

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"American Dad!: With Friends Like Steve's (#1.22)" (2006)
Evil Barry: Yes, Francine's first on my list. My list to kill! My name is Barry.

Barry: Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith. We're going faster than people.
Stan Smith: Quiet, fatty fat-fat fatty!

Barry: Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch.
[gives Steve the doormat]
Stan Smith: Great, it's the fat one.
Steve Smith: That's a doormat, Barry.
Barry: Who's Matt Barry?
Stan Smith: God, I hate you so much!
Steve Smith: Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?
Francine Smith: If it's okay with his parents.
Barry: Oh, they won't care. They never care.
Stan Smith: Good people. My kind of people.
[Barry's watch beeps]
Barry: Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?
Stan Smith: Fatty can use the garden hose!

[Barry's watch beeps]
Barry: Time for my vitamin!
[Realizes he ran out of them]
Barry: I should run home and get more.
Stan Smith: You don't need those. Your little candy pills won't make you live forever, will they?
[seriously]
Stan Smith: Will they?

Barry: [after farting on Steve who he orders to sleep under his own bed] That should be with you momentarily.


"American Dad!: All About Steve (#1.10)" (2005)
Barry: [pulling his eyes to make them slanted] I'm Sulu.
Toshi: [translated] Laugh now, the next century belongs to us.

Barry: Look, Mr. Smith, your stress zits are going away. Yay!
Stanley Smith: Oh, God, I want to hit you!


"American Dad!: Finances with Wolves (#1.18)" (2006)
Steve Smith: Are guys really think, I'm a werewolf.
[as Snot ties his hands behind his back with rope]
Snot: Well we can't take any chances, there's a full moon tonight.
[Barry and Toshi then hold up a gag and kimono]
Steve Smith: Wait a minute, I understand the rope. But what's the deal with the gag and kimono?
Barry: I don't know, but I walk into my parents, once and they were using all three.
Steve Smith: But there's no way I'm...
[Barry shoves gag into Steve's mouth]
Barry: YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU BITCH!
[Boys stare at Barry shocked]
Barry: That's what my mom says to my dad.


"American Dad!: You Debt Your Life (#6.12)" (2011)
Snot: We had to do it, Steve... you were out of control.
Barry: Like my cholesterol!