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: Hello, tall, dark and handsome. Mark Kendall
: I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town.
: How many days left till Halloween, Sebastian? Sebastian
: Oh, a little more than a week, Countess. I told you not to worry. Countess
: Not to worry? How amusing. But then you're not the one who needs to have the virgin blood of a young man not once, but three times before All Hallows Eve. Not to worry? Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare! Sebastian
: Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?
: Are you a prostitute? Countess
: I'm whatever you want me to be. Mark Kendall
: Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!
: Wait! I have to replace every door you people smash. Can't you at least try the knob first? Sebastian
: [Vampire in front tries the knob and it opens easily
: [emerging from a coffin, smirking
] You're too late. Countess
: You couldn't have! You've been in there for less than a minute.
[Mark emerges from the coffin smirking
] You could've...
[raises an eyebrow
: ...but you didn't have time to enjoy it.