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: [re: the spicy food
] Really, you're just fine? Abigail Lytar
: I taught English to children in Mumbai for a month. This is very authentic. What's the matter, Shawn, you don't like it? Shawn Spencer
: No, no, I think I like it too much. It's so authentic.
[Crying slightly from the spice. To Gus
] Shawn Spencer
: Dude, I can't see anything out of my left eye. Burton Guster
: I see dead people. Shawn Spencer
: [Both drink some water
] My god, even the water's spicy. Burton Guster
: Who does that?
: So you came here to help Raj. Shawn Spencer
: Yes. Abigail Lytar
: And instead you got his brother arrested. Shawn Spencer
: That's correct. Abigail Lytar
: Business as usual? Shawn Spencer
: It's a process.
: [after Shawn saves Juliet
] What'd I miss? Shawn Spencer
: Not me getting slapped in the face. Burton Guster
: By a girl. Abigail Lytar
: Cause that didn't happen.
: I got a wedding invitation from Raj and Mina. Abigail Lytar
: Yeah? Shawn Spencer
: Yeah. It feels good, you know, bringing people together, watching them sail off into the sunset, giving a good guy the ol' "Happily Ever After." I felt for Raj. End of the day, we had a great deal in common. Abigail Lytar
: You gonna go? Shawn Spencer
: Nah. I barely knew that dude.
: Well, color me impressed. Shawn Spencer
: I'd rather color you with a variety of edible body paints. Abigail Lytar
: Duly noted. Shawn Spencer
: Besides, it wasn't that impressive. I solve a case every week and usually one around Christmas.
: I'm really sorry, Spencer, I can't play with you today. I'm about to go solve another case and do it in record time.
] Carlton Lassiter
: Hello. Shawn Spencer
: It is at this point that I must decide which part of that very bold statement to riff off of. Now, I can hone in on "another", which implies that he's solved more than one. Abigail Lytar
: That's pretty easy, though. Shawn Spencer
: Or I crack down on "record time" in posit that, for him, record time is, like, two and a half years. Abigail Lytar
: Good, not great. Shawn Spencer
: You drive a hard bargain. Abigail Lytar
: You love it. Carlton Lassiter
: I know! Why don't you go home and wait for me not to call you? Shawn Spencer
: He's just saying that so it'll be more dramatic later on when he has to ask for my help. Abigail Lytar
: More dramatic for who? Shawn Spencer
: I don't know.
[points to a random officer behind him
] Shawn Spencer
: That guy, I guess.
: Abigail Lytar. Abigail Lytar
: [turns, sees Shawn's picture name tag
] Judd Nelson. Shawn Spencer
: In the flesh. Abigail Lytar
: I loved you in, um..."From the Hip"? Shawn Spencer
: Thank you very much. You know, there are those who believe I flared my nostrils too much in that film. Abigail Lytar
: Oh, no. I mean, how else could we have possibly known how angst-ridden you were?
: Assuming that Parker Stevenson had never been born... have you ever seen a very attractive man solve a crime before? Abigail Lytar
] I did see John Cusack prevent a jaywalking once.
: [listening to Shawn and Gus bickering
] Oh, wait... I get it. You guys are dating. You're together. Everything makes sense. Burton 'Gus' Guster
: We are not dating! Shawn Spencer
: You kidding me? He was voted "Most Likely To Succeed". Think he's going to date me?
: [after kissing Abigail
] That was... really nice. Abigail Lytar
: Pretty much perfect. Shawn Spencer
[sees Juliet across the room
] Shawn Spencer
: Pretty much... perfect.