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: [had the kids over his weekend
] I kept them because we were doing a two-hour juice cleanse and I knew you wouldn't honor it. Gary Brooks
: Probably not. No, when my kids are starving, I - I tend to *feed* them... Sorry if that makes me the *fun* parent.
: [Gary asks why she must quote psycho-babble to the kids
] Because, children of divorce are more likely to struggle in their own relationships. There's an entire chapter on it in "Rules for a Perfect Divorce". The book Dr. Krandall gave both of us to read. *God* you haven't even opened yours, have you! Gary Brooks
: I don't have to read it, I have the *audio* version seated on my couch!
: Have - have you noticed that Tommy is scared to death of girls? Gary Brooks
: He should be afraid of girls! They pretend to like you, and then they take all your stuff!
: [she and Dr. Krandall are encouraging Tommy to explore "Second Life" to meet girls
] It's an online society, Gary. Okay? It's a safe place for him to meet other teens. Gary Brooks
: Yeah, and maybe a Congressman!
: You know, I wish you would stop bringing up that stupid divorce agreement, because I signed it under duress. Allison Brooks
: Oh, how were you under duress? Gary Brooks
: They said if I didn't sign it, I'd have to stay married to you!
: Gary, I love this table. What, you think I'm just trying to hold on to it just to be vindictive? Gary Brooks
: It would fit a pattern, yeah.
: The Russian poet Shovasokinit? Gary Brooks
: Yes, and his wife Offenisabitch.
: [at her house
] Were you in my hot tub? Gary Brooks
: No, I was in *my* hot tub, that *I* built, with *my* hands, on *my* patio! Allison Brooks
: Uh, that *my* lawyer was able to get from, *your* friend, who went to law school, on the *internet*!