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: Let me guess. You lease a really nice car you can never buy. You never cry in movies. And you only bang hot chicks. Vince
: Have we met? Jennifer
: Hi, is Monkey there? The Monkey
: It's 'The Monkey'. Jennifer
: 'The Monkey'? You're 'the kidding', right?
: So what I was thinking was... Vince
: I'm in. Jennifer
: Well, I didn't even... Vince
: I'm in. I love it. It's perfect. I'm in.
: We're holding a wedding, not a tailgate party, Vince.
: [opening a moving box
] Be the coffeemaker! Be the coffemaker!
: I was really surprised you called me. I didn't think you liked me. Jennifer
: I don't Vince
: Well, I don't like you either.
: I'm so looking forward to our divorce.
: But it's all a lie! Vince
: Yeah, but it's a lie that came true.