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: Four more books for my report. Research sure is hard work, but with this many books, I'm a shoo-in for an A-plus-plus-plus. Adam
: Then you'd better get cracking. That report isn't going to write itself. Jake
: Oh, yeah? How would you know? Come on, report, write yourself. Write yourself. Write yourself! Adam
: I recommend actually reading the book. That may help. Jake
: Oh, that may help, all right. Help me fall asleep.
: Well, I learned an important lesson from this whole experience. Adam
: What's that? Jake
: Whipped cream doesn't make rhino pie taste any better.
: What just happened? Jake
: What do you mean? A one-ton rhino just got beaten by an eight-ounce frog. Where were you the last thirty seconds?
: Hey, I thought car rides made you sick. Jake
: Can and did. I used your barf bag when you weren't looking. Adam
: That's not a barf bag! That's my lunch! Jake
: Really? What are you having?
: Ew, barf.
: Some field trip. Hey, where are we going? Duh, I don't know. Let's drive off a cliff and find out. Animals. Jake
: Oho, so that the way it is, eh? Put man out in the wild and his true nature comes out. Well, let me tell you something!
: That true nature hurts.
: Jake, did you hear that? Jake
: Of course I did. I'm an animal. The amazing thing is that you did. Adam
: What do you mean by that? Jake
: Well, you humans are constantly being surprised and ambushed by life. Everything startles you 'cause you don't see it coming. Adam
: Oh, yeah? Prove it. Jake
: Oh, Adam, Adam, Adam. I don't have to prove anythi... Boo!
[Adam jumps out of his clothes and into the bushes
: Hand me my clothes, will ya? Jake
: No problemo, Adam.