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: Great disguise, 0. Agent 0
: [disguised as a little old lady
] Yeah, but look at these crowsfeet. I was going for weathered and bitter. These don't say weathered and bitter. Zach Smart
: No, really 0, when I first saw you I said: Now there's a weathered and bitter person.
: [disguised as Robert Goulet
] I am not Robert Goulet, Chief, this is me, Agent 0. Chief Maxwell Smart
: Agent 0? That's a brilliant disguise.
[beckons him closer
] Chief Maxwell Smart
: Next time, try and learn the words, huh?
: Zero, is that you? Agent 0
: Yeah. Although it is difficult finding neck hair at such short notice.