President Hathaway
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President Hathaway (Character)
from Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)

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Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
The President of the United States: Listen up! I'm not going to go down as the President who was in office when the world came to an end, so somebody think of something, and think of it fast!
[Sips coffee]
The President of the United States: That is a good cup of joe.

The President of the United States: Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.

The President of the United States: Oh, what's the point? It's a disaster.
[Goes to push a huge red button; all the advisors shout "Don't do it"]
Advisor Cole: That button launches all of our nuclear missiles!
The President of the United States: Then which button gets me a latte?
Advisor Wedgie: That would be the other one, sir.
[Points to an identical button next to the first one; The President pushes it and serves himself a cup of coffee]
The President of the United States: What idiot designed this thing?
Wilson: You did, sir.
The President of the United States: Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody.
Wilson: Yes, sir, Mr. President.

The President of the United States: Commander, do something violent.

The President of the United States: So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead, alien robot!
[Shoots at robot; nothing happens]
The President of the United States: Evidently they eat lead.
Secret Service Man #2: Get him on the chopper!
The President of the United States: I'm brave! I am a brave president!

The President of the United States: I must face it alone. This is all about peaceful communication.
[Helicopters behind him deploy their missile launchers]
Secret Service Man #1: Yes sir, Mr. President.

General W.R. Monger: Say hello to Insectosaurus.
[a woman screams]
General W.R. Monger: Miss Ronson, please. Nuclear waste turned him from a harmless grub into a 350 foot tall monster that attacked Tokyo. Here we have the Missing Link.
[Ronson screams again]
General W.R. Monger: A frozen fish man frozen for 20000 years that scientists defrosted. He escaped and went back to his old watering hole. This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach, PhD. The most brilliant scientist in the world he invented a machine to give humans the cockroach's ability to survive. Unfortunately there was a side effect.
[Ronson screams again]
General W.R. Monger: We call this thing B.O.B.
[Ronson screams again]
General W.R. Monger: WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF HERE?
[off-camera sound of Ronson being taken away, china set cracking]
General W.R. Monger: Thank you! A genetically altered tomato was combined with a ranch flavored desert topping - the resulting mass gained consciousness.
General W.R. Monger: And her we have our latest addition, Ginormica.
[Another scream the same as Ronson's is heard, and it turns out to be the President's]
The President of the United States: [composing himself] General, continue.
General W.R. Monger: Her entire body radiates with pure energy, giving her enormous strength and size.

[last lines]
The President of the United States: Everyone, I'd like to welcome my new Joint Chiefs of Staff, General W.R. Monger.
General W.R. Monger: Thanks, Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my ninetieth birthday.
The President of the United States: Very good, Warren. So, let's get it started in here. Nerd!
Advisor Wedgie: Gentlemen, I have here the preliminary budget for rebuilding San Francisco.
The President of the United States: Zoinkers! This is gonna be a boring one. Good time for a cup of joe. Warren, how do you take it?
General W.R. Monger: Hit me with an organic venti chocolate brownie caramel mochacchino, extra hot with one inch of foam, non-fat.
The President of the United States: You got it, black it is.
[Pushes the nuke button by mistake, despite all the advisors shouting at him not to]
General W.R. Monger: My God, man! What have you done?
The President of the United States: Time to wave the white flag and head to the bunker, boys. Let's look at the situation again in 500 years. Who wants to freeze my head?