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Howard Landers (Character)
from My Bloody Valentine (1981)

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My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger: We'll have a party in the mine!
Howard Landers: Yeah. Beware of Harry Warden! OOOOOOOHHHHH!
Happy: Beware of what you make fun of, you little asshole!
Howard Landers: Who?
Happy: YOU!

Happy: Beware of having a party at all on Saturday night! You may not live to see daylight!
Howard Landers: [jumps out and makes a fart sound]

Howard Landers: Gretchen I want you to be my date for the dance. Okay?
Gretchen: Dry up!
Howard Landers: Gretchen, you know what'd look really good on you?
Gretchen: What?
Howard Landers: Me.
Gretchen: Suck it in and zip it up, will ya?

Jessie 'T.J.' Hanniger: Hey, who busted the lock? I've got the keys right here!
Gretchen: [annoyed] Ugh, Howard did it.
Howard Landers: Nope! Harry Warden did it!

Patty: Eh, what happened to Mike and Harriet?
Howard Landers: [smiling devilishly] ... Maybe Harry Warden got 'em!
Patty: Stop it!

Howard Landers: Well, last one into town gets the broom, lets go!
Axel Palmer: Okay, let's go, guys!
Hollis: Yee-haw, whoop!
[the miner guys head outside to their cars and Hollace struggles to pull up his pants. Howard kicks him in the butt as they run to a beat-up old Volkswagen]

Hollis: [the miners are all chewing on tobacco] Howard, you've gotta chew it, you don't blow bubbles with it!
Howard Landers: I'll take care of myself.
Hollis: How'd you ever get to be so stupid?

Axel Palmer: Oh Landers, you're gonna need a lot of excersize if you're gonna grapple with Gretchen!
Howard Landers: Oh yeah? Well I got a valentine for her that she's never gonna forget.
Axel Palmer: Straight to the heart, eh?
[Axel makes an offensive gesture with his hands in front of his crotch, implying that Howard's plan is to have sex with Gretchen]
Howard Landers: Gonna be a hot time on Saturday night, yee-haw!

[repeated line in the film]
Howard Landers: Harry Warden did it!