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: Earl, buddy, it's good to see you. Listen, listen, you got to go find my girl, Billie. Just tell her that I'm not blowing her off, and that I love her, and that she's the best thing that's ever happened to me, Earl. She's my angel. Earl Hickey
: [Frank shows Earl his photo of Billie
] Wow, you're, uh, *naked* angel ... Frank
: Yeah. Earl Hickey
: ...with wings tattooed on her most private angel area. Frank
: Yeah, those wings cost me a fortune. Plus, it was awkward. Her brother was the tattoo artist. Earl Hickey
: Ah, that explains the "love your brother." I thought she was just trying to make the world a better place.
: She's here! Billie's here! Earl Hickey
: Really? Frank
: Thanks, Earl. Hey, I gotta get her some flowers. Do you think anybody would mind if I took some carnations off of Jose's memorial in the yard? Frank
: If anyone cared about Jose, he'd still be alive.
: Oh whatever, I'm the only person in the room who really knows you. I mean, who was there when your aunt what's-her-name died. Billie
: You mean my mom? Frank
: Yeah, her.
: [Looking at the TV Guides that Joy doctored with nudie pictures
] Whoa, check out the vagina on Al Roker.