Todd Ingram
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Todd Ingram (Character)
from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim: What?
Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?
Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
Envy Adams: Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.
Scott Pilgrim: You used to be so nice!
[Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall]
Stephen Stills: Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...
[He and Kim walk off]
Envy Adams: Oh, he'll be done, real soon...
Todd Ingram: [a long bass note is played from the hole] Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.

Scott Pilgrim: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
Todd Ingram: Ve-gone?

Todd Ingram: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.

Envy Adams: You are incorrigible.
Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.
Text: He really doesn't.

Todd Ingram: We have an unfinished business. I and he.
Scott Pilgrim: He and me.
Todd Ingram: Don't you talk to me about grammar!

Vegan Police: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police: Vegan Police!
Vegan Police: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram: That's bullroar!
Vegan Police: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram: But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...
Vegan Police: [to Policeman #2] Take it.
Vegan Police: [whips out notepad] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram: Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Police: It's milk and eggs, bitch.
Vegan Police: [still reading] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.
[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]
Todd Ingram: [feeble] Chicken isn't vegan?