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: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Scott Pilgrim
: What? Todd Ingram
: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts. Scott Pilgrim
: So, what's on Monday? Todd Ingram
: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?" Envy Adams
: Basically, you can't win this fight, so you better give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you. Scott Pilgrim
: You used to be so nice!
[Runs towards Todd Ingram, who holds his hand up and lifts him a foot into the air with his mind powers, then hurls him through a brick wall
] Stephen Stills
: Um, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza-pizza for a slice, call us when you're done...
[He and Kim walk off
] Envy Adams
: Oh, he'll be done, real soon... Todd Ingram
: [a long bass note is played from the hole
] Sounds like someone wants to get... funky.
: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone. Todd Ingram
: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.
: You are incorrigible. Todd Ingram
: I don't know the meaning of the word. Text
: He really doesn't.
: We have an unfinished business. I and he. Scott Pilgrim
: He and me. Todd Ingram
: Don't you talk to me about grammar!
: Freeze! Vegan Police! Vegan Police
: Vegan Police! Vegan Police
: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half. Todd Ingram
: That's bullroar! Vegan Police
: No vegan diet, no vegan powers! Todd Ingram
: But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean... Vegan Police
: [to Policeman #2
] Take it. Vegan Police
: [whips out notepad
] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato. Todd Ingram
: Gelato isn't vegan? Vegan Police
: It's milk and eggs, bitch. Vegan Police
: [still reading
] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.
[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd
] Todd Ingram
] Chicken isn't vegan?