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: What are we going to do? It won't be Christmas without Santa Claus. Smitty
: Maybe I could drive the sleigh. Hoot
: Terrific, last time you drove you got 3 tickets and you parked in front of the police station. Smitty
: That wasn't my fault, Rudolph was reading the map. Trixie
: Maybe we if we write lots of letters and take them to the post office, they could be delivered this afternoon, then Santa would change his mind. Head Elf
: No, that wouldn't work, he'd see the postmark: North Pole. Trixie
: What're we going to do? Hoot
: Maybe you could drive the sleigh. Head Elf
: No, no I couldn't do that, I don't see well at night. Smitty
: Maybe Hoot could drive the sleigh, and I could be the navigator. Hoot
: Smitty, where's Colorado? Smitty
: Right next to Connecticut.
: [bouncing on a toy horse twirling a lasso
] I'm ready.
[Hoot walks in the door, Smitty misses snaring him
: One more time. Ready.
[tries again and fails
: You're walking too fast. Hoot
: What if the bad guys walk fast? What if they walk 3 feet apart? Smitty
: I'll get one and you'll get the other. Hoot
: I can't twirl a rope. Smitty
: You'll tackle him. Like a football player.