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Mark Johnson (Character)
from "How I Met Your Mother" (2005)

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"How I Met Your Mother: Do I Know You? (#4.1)" (2008)
Narrator: Kids, here's something I wish my dad had told me. The longest pause you will ever experience in your life is the one that follows asking the question...
Ted: [to Stella] Will you marry me?
Narrator: Your brain goes into overdrive, imagining every possible response.
[Flashbacks to every possible response]
Stella Zinman: No.
Stella Zinman: [Next response] Oh, god no!
Stella Zinman: [Next response]
[Stella bursts into laughter]
Stella Zinman: You want me to marry... No.
Stella Zinman: [Next response] Awww I'm sorry Ted, I can't. Mark Johnson, the quarterback from the high school football team, already asked me.
Mark Johnson: What's up, turd?
Ted: It's TED!
Narrator: [Back to present time] But if you're lucky, she might answer with the single greatest word in the English language...
Stella Zinman: Yes.