Mary Horowitz
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Mary Horowitz (Character)
from All About Steve (2009)

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All About Steve (2009)
Mary Horowitz: I will eat you like a mountain lion.

Mary Horowitz: Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time? You wanna know why? Because it makes my toes feel like 10 friends on a camping trip, that's why.

Mary Horowitz: There's over a million Stevens with a "V" in the country. It's much more popular than the "PH" way. Twice as popular, in fact. I think it was the the Brits who prefer their PH's.
Steve: [in British accent] Yeah. Not as much as their fish and chips.

Mary Horowitz: It's a raw iron made from iron and coke. And by coke, I mean the carbonaceous residue, not the cola... or the booger sugar.

Mary Horowitz: With your big old hands. Just grabbed my little puppies and went to town.
[Giggles]

Mary Horowitz: On the journey of life, just find someone as normal as you. If not, a whole bunch.

Mary Horowitz: I think you mean, am I conscious? Not, am I conscience?
[People Chuckling]
Mary Horowitz: 'Conscious' means alert and awake. 'Conscience' is your inner morality gauge... you know, the thing that stops you from doing bad things... e.g., killing, stealing, harming helpless animals and whatnot.
Vasquez: Can we leave her down there?
Mary Horowitz: To answer your question, yes, I am conscious. My leg is bleeding, though I'll probably live. Yours truly, Mary Horowitz. P.S. Did anyone lose a little deaf girl? I found one. She's fine, other than not being able to hear, I mean.