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: Mannnn, I'm so jonesing for the T-A-B right now. Steve
: Alright. I get it. I shouldn't have asked you to try something new. You can quit punishing me now. Brian
: Why would I punish you Steve, when it's you who released me from a Tab-free prison of my own design, and led me to the discovery of my new favorite beverage... TAB?
: Is this all you have? Clerk
: Uhh... yeah, I think... Steve
: That's too bad. It's his favorite. Brian
: You don't, like, sell a machine that makes Tab, do you? Wouldn't that be great, then I'd drink it all day. It's funny, I never even tried the stuff before this morning. Steve
: I know, I totally pushed it on him. I was a huge dick about it. Brian
: Oh, in his defense, it is such an important thing, I mean, here was this brand of soda I'd never tried before; you know, and I was about to go my whole life without ever trying it. Which is insane, right? And then I tried it, and now I know, it's the greatest thing ever! And I'm gonna drink it and talk about it for-e-v-er. Steve
: And I'm gonna be right there alongside him, helping him, because I love him. Clerk