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'The Asshole' (Character)
from "The Joe Schmo Show" (2003)
- "The Joe Schmo Show"
... aka "Joe Schmo 2" - USA (second season title)
- Episode #1.9 (2003) TV episode, Played by David Hornsby
- Episode #1.8 (2003) TV episode, Played by David Hornsby
- Episode #1.7 (2003) TV episode, Played by David Hornsby
- Episode #1.6 (2003) TV episode, Played by David Hornsby
- Episode #1.5 (2003) TV episode, Played by David Hornsby
Ralph Garman: Someone in this room is not who they say they are. So before we go any further, does anyone have anything they'd like to say?
[long dramatic pause]
Steve 'The Hutch' Hutchinson: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right. My name's not "The Hutch." My name is... David Hornsby. And I'm an actor. I live in Los Angeles.
Ralph Garman: Are you kidding me? You have ruined this whole show!
David Hornsby: Well, don't blame me. Ask HIM.
Carlos 'Kip' Calderas: Ask me WHAT?
David Hornsby: What about him?
Carlos 'Kip' Calderas: Wh... I don't know what you're taking about. Please.
[Kip loses his phony accent]
Lance Krall: All right, I'm... I'm an actor, too. And, uh... I wasn't honest about it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But you know what? It's not just me and him. You know, everyone else here is, you know... Come on, guys, raise your hand if you're an actor as well. Please. I mean, come on. Let's be honest about this.
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