From "The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror III (#4.5)"
[a la Alfred Hitchcock
] Good eeevening.
I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary. You see, there are some crybabies out there - religious types, mostly - who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your TV now. Come on, I dare you!
[screen winks out