Quotes for
Dee (Character)
from "Producing Parker" (2009)

"Producing Parker: Episode #1.5" (????)

Dee: Honey, my mostly female and gay male demographic don't want just a great renovator. They want eye candy. That's the fantasy, darling. Getting nailed by the handyman. Don't you watch pornos?

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"Producing Parker: And Dee Winner Is (#1.8)" (????)

Simon Nolan: Why does Losers Anonymous care about the environment?
Dee: Because it's a lost cause.

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"Producing Parker: Dog Dee Afternoon (#1.6)" (????)

Parker Kovak: It wasn't that bad.
Dee: Your dog bit me.
Parker Kovak: Yeah, but you bit him first.
Dee: Either way, it was traumatic.

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"Producing Parker: Episode #1.4" (????)

Parker: How dare you? You're the worst best friend ever.
Dee: But I thought best friends share everything.
Parker: Yeah, with each other. But a best friend doesn't put her best friend's fanoodle on TV for the entire world to see.
Chicago Hyatt: Yeah, that's what the Internet's for.

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