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: It wasn't that bad. Dee
: Your dog bit me. Parker Kovak
: Yeah, but you bit him first. Dee
: Either way, it was traumatic.
: How dare you? You're the worst best friend ever. Dee
: But I thought best friends share everything. Parker
: Yeah, with each other. But a best friend doesn't put her best friend's fanoodle on TV for the entire world to see. Chicago Hyatt
: Yeah, that's what the Internet's for.
: Honey, my mostly female and gay male demographic don't want just a great renovator. They want eye candy. That's the fantasy, darling. Getting nailed by the handyman. Don't you watch pornos?
: Why does Losers Anonymous care about the environment? Dee
: Because it's a lost cause.